Anything you've not done yet that you want to? — Totseans

Anything you've not done yet that you want to?

MrBennMrBenn Regular
edited April 2011 in Life
I've pretty much tried most things sexually that I want to, but still haven't had a 2 girl experience...yet!

Anything you folks still have on your 'to do' list?

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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
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    this, i done pretty much everything.

    And as for the three-some. Eh, make sure you fuck 2 complete strangers

    and not your gf and some other hoe. :facepalm:

    and as for my Stand and carry sex, Im too lazy to lift the bitch to it. but it will happen;
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited April 2011
    A hooker.
  • LawlietLawliet New Arrival
    edited April 2011
    Have actual sex.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited April 2011
    Lawliet wrote: »
    Have actual sex.

    Got to give you points for honesty.

    Sexually, I don't know why, but when I'm getting head right before I cum, I want her to pull back a ways, and I want to go for the longshot right into her mouth.

    I've done pretty much everything else.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2011
    - Go back to Amsterdam.
    - Canyon/cliff jump with a wire swing.
    - Have a meaningful, loving relationship. /gay
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    RemadE wrote: »
    - Go back to Amsterdam.
    - Canyon/cliff jump with a wire swing.
    - Have a meaningful, loving relationship. /gay

    a gay Relationship?
  • edited April 2011
    3way wud be nice... But it seems like it'd be that much harder to get 2 ladies to gtfo out yer crib after : S
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    done everything i can think of, maybe sex with a supermodel :thumbsup:
  • edited April 2011
    I feel like trying some of those really extreme sex positions. Yknow, the ones which involve being a contortionist or something at the same time.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited April 2011
    2 girls and a cup
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2011
    a gay Relationship?

    Nah man, I was just being a bit gay by writing I'd like a meaningful relationship and thus ended it in a "hip" way by putting "/gay" to indicate the end of the gayness.
    That said I am now in a relationship with a fit lass who I've known, and fapped over, for 5 years. 2 relationships passed and now here I am with her. Pretty surreal.
    3way wud be nice... But it seems like it'd be that much harder to get 2 ladies to gtfo out yer crib after : S

    Her house + party + alcohol + everyone fucks off to go home + you stay with her "mate" or some randomer...worked wonders for me
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    . . .

    I've done pretty much everything else.
    done everything i can think of, maybe sex with a supermodel :thumbsup:

    even anal beads?
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    even anal beads?

    probably while drunk....:facepalm:
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited April 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    even anal beads?

    I believe the topic was " Anything you've not done yet that you want to?"

    So no, no anal beads.

    Are you trying to tell me something? I'll get some for you if you really want them.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    I believe the topic was " Anything you've not done yet that you want to?"

    So no, no anal beads.

    Are you trying to tell me something? I'll get some for you if you really want them.

    True, but you said you've done everything...or excuse me pretty much, nvm

    LOL @sarahlov3ly for drunken analbeads :D
  • edited April 2011
    A great many things.

    EDIT: Thought that this was a general "What haven't you done in life" thread. Didn't see it was in S&A. Damn you, hot-topics bar.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited April 2011
    2 girls, 1 cup, me filming. Haven't done that shit yet. :(
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    2 girls, 1 cup, me filming. Haven't done that shit yet. :(

    you filming?

    what are you talking about i'd want to receiving end of the Barf fest.
  • edited April 2011
    RemadE wrote: »
    Her house + party + alcohol + everyone fucks off to go home + you stay with her "mate" or some randomer...worked wonders for me

    Maaan, I don't know any girls who'd throw a party I'd be invited to that I didn't know... And I'd kinda prefer it that way as many of the party girls I know are not what you would call, 'attractive'... Tragedy.

    I guess I gotta find me some froshie chicks.

    The hunt begins.... PS not a serial murderer:p
  • youngbipyoungbip Semo-Regulars
    edited April 2011
    3 way with asain twins...yup that sounds like a bucket list to me
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited April 2011
    Go into the ocean with a personal submarine.
    Eat Human flesh.(not Brain)
    ummm o ya die of thc od.(shut up i know you cant od on it)
    do a hooker
    get my tatoos.i have the designs just not the $
    drink moonshine.
    kill someone. Then eat
    Do Thorozine.
    Graduate college
    invent something cool and usefull.
    And Become a SuperHero! Bitches What!
  • edited April 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    do a hooker

    Fixed, I reckon.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited April 2011
    Fixed, I reckon.

    Nope all typed at ounce. by me.
    One More. Beat the shit out of a transvestite. just to say iv done it.
  • edited April 2011
    I was more trying to indicate that since it's in SA, it's prolly best to stick to sexual stuff, and that also seems to be implied by OP...


    But hey man, moar power to ya; whatever blows your goat, so to speak.:D
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited April 2011
    I was more trying to indicate that since it's in SA, it's prolly best to stick to sexual stuff, and that also seems to be implied by OP...


    But hey man, moar power to ya; whatever blows your goat, so to speak.:D

    Who say's My statements weren't seual? ;) Human Flesh. not brains. god u people are slow or just dont get my mind. meh whatever
  • edited April 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    Who say's My statements weren't seual? ;) Human Flesh. not brains. god u people are slow or just dont get my mind. meh whatever

    Well, tbh, when I was reading it, I was like "Is he aware this is deviant (if sexual) sexual behavior, or that he is unaware of where he is?"


    Either way, I'm fairly new to the new &T, so it'll take me a while to learn all your individual sexual fetishes hahaha

    Stay classy.:D:D
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, tbh, when I was reading it, I was like "Is he aware this is deviant (if sexual) sexual behavior, or that he is unaware of where he is?"


    Either way, I'm fairly new to the new &T, so it'll take me a while to learn all your individual sexual fetishes hahaha

    Stay classy.:D:D

    Always CLassy, Always. And maybe id do a fresh corpse. im a little iffy on that one.:fap:
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited April 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    maybe id do a fresh corpse.

    Hrmmmm, I don't know. Maybe, just for the experience, and to say you did. Maybe I'd even enjoy it.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Hrmmmm, I don't know. Maybe, just for the experience, and to say you did. Maybe I'd even enjoy it.

    It would depend on how cold it was.
  • edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Hrmmmm, I don't know. Maybe, just for the experience, and to say you did. Maybe I'd even enjoy it.

    If you knew you were going to prison, being able to say you killed someone and then fucked the body; at least you'd be left alone (probably)
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited April 2011
    If you knew you were going to prison, being able to say you killed someone and then fucked the body; at least you'd be left alone (probably)

    Not likely, people would think you were a fucking nut, and likely you'd get fucked with even more. Rapists aren't regarded too highly in prison.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Not likely, people would think you were a fucking nut, and likely you'd get fucked with even more. Rapists aren't regarded too highly in prison.

    Unless you were so fucking nuts like hanible. id skull fuck some ones cut off head if i knew i was going to prison anyways for life. and kill the victim in a wierd way to. like bludgeoned to death with a soup spoon or like another person. ya beat someone to death with another persons corpse. then skull fuck the one that was fresh.
  • edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Not likely, people would think you were a fucking nut, and likely you'd get fucked with even more. Rapists aren't regarded too highly in prison.

    What about homicidal necrophiliacs? You're forgetting it's not rape, as they're dead.

    Admittedly, I've never been to prison, although I guess there's always time... :/
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    i dont think it would be rape either

    wouldn't it be more like desecration?
  • edited April 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    i dont think it would be rape either

    wouldn't it be more like desecration?

    I don't know... I really don't know enough about the law anywhere to know what it's classified as though : /


    Still, I feel like rape would be pushing it haha.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited April 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    i dont think it would be rape either

    wouldn't it be more like desecration?
    You can desecrate a tombstone or a grave. But fucking a corpse? Dunno about those ones. :sad:
    Anyone here been busted for necrophilia? If so, what did you get charged for? :confused:
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited April 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    You can desecrate a tombstone or a grave. But fucking a corpse? Dunno about those ones. :sad:
    Anyone here been busted for necrophilia? If so, what did you get charged for? :confused:

    I'm pretty sure it would be desecration of a corpse or something...

    Looked it up, Necrophilia is the actual charge.

    Good to know.
  • edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure it would be desecration of a corpse or something...

    Looked it up, Necrophilia is the actual charge.

    Good to know.

    Hmmm...

    Well, I guess it makes sense they have their own laws for it
  • edited April 2011
    Not really, until recently there were a quite a few, but my GF of the last 5 months is as much a pervert as me, and has indulged quite a few of my fantasies, she still hates the angora sweater and the bunny ears though. It may seem a little selfish but I am not into a one thing she wants that we haven't done, she really digs gay porn, sounds strange at first, but how many dudes out there like to watch lesbians? She has said she wants to see me get it on with another guy, but I counter with asking her if she would do another girl while I watched, and that shuts her up. I would like her to be a little bit more nasty when we do the BDSM stuff, but the poor girl is just too nice to be a proper dom.

    C/O
    "switch"
  • edited April 2011
    What about homicidal necrophiliacs? You're forgetting it's not rape, as they're dead.

    Admittedly, I've never been to prison, although I guess there's always time... :/

    And they'll book you for abuse of a corpse, as well.
  • LawlietLawliet New Arrival
    edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Got to give you points for honesty.

    Sexually, I don't know why, but when I'm getting head right before I cum, I want her to pull back a ways, and I want to go for the longshot right into her mouth.

    I've done pretty much everything else.

    Thanks.
    And guess what, Imma stay a virgin till I get married. YAY! :fap::fap:
  • edited April 2011
    Lawliet wrote: »
    Thanks.
    And guess what, Imma stay a virgin till I get married. YAY! :fap::fap:

    Yes, you most likely will.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    this thread went way south!

    good job
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited April 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Looked it up, Necrophilia is the actual charge.

    Good to know.
    Good to know indeed. :thumbsup:
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