Its a rap
Professor Elm
Regular
Inspired by Gallows' rap, i think we should have a rap battle. I'm kick it off.
Professor Elm in the house
make you run like a mouse
gettin shit started what i be doin'
bullets' what my enemies be chewin'
i only do it on the side though
pokedex nearly full, just need that rhino
I cause a scene here on Totse
already a thread about me
that Oak fronter, im gonna confront ya
Oak, i hope you choke
ya probly out sellin coke
i smoke you with this rap, cut the crap
come back with a comeback, its a rap.
Professor Elm in the house
make you run like a mouse
gettin shit started what i be doin'
bullets' what my enemies be chewin'
i only do it on the side though
pokedex nearly full, just need that rhino
I cause a scene here on Totse
already a thread about me
that Oak fronter, im gonna confront ya
Oak, i hope you choke
ya probly out sellin coke
i smoke you with this rap, cut the crap
come back with a comeback, its a rap.
Comments
These lyrics will kick your ass back to Johto City
Whip out my Pokedex, I stole it from your lab
Your Pokemon can't fly so you'll need to take a cab
I don't even train but they call me the trainer
I always cut you down so you can call me the Razor
Launchin'my beedrills out of my dick
Your mom always makes my penis thick
So I'll leave you hanging in the tall grass
While HTS sticks highlighters up his ass.
Alright, that sucked.
You be fantasising about HTS and highlighters
you must be real high like some sky divers
you tryin to send me back to Johto
thats a no go
it aint even a city, that line was shitty
i stole that money from your kitty
you known as the Razor for the wrong reasons
you been over mens faces for the past 5 seasons
so you be the one hanging round the grass
tonight you finish in last
it sounds like your trying to control me
well i'll Ctrl-U
just to underline my point about how i just owned you.
Scuse me if my retort is too short
But I'm finding these words tough to sort
For I just got back from Cerulean City
Where I fucked the shit outta your girl Misty