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Awesome sayings you've been told

NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Not what you've read, but what you've heard from people.

"When you go home after work, slap your wife. It doesn't matter if you don't know what she did. She does."
- A greek man I'd made friends with in Cyprus.
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  • WANWAN Regular
    edited May 2011
    you would probably get more responses if you allowed people to post what they have read online, instead of what they have had people tell them irl
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  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited May 2011
    Fair point, I'll allow that as well as philosophical quotes.
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  • WANWAN Regular
    edited May 2011
    cool, cause I have one. It's not exactly enlightening or anything but i thought it was funny.

    Jackketch once said, if it looks like gasoline, smells like gasoline, someone is going to end up losing their eyebrows.


    might have more to come
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  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited May 2011
    "Even a blind sow finds an acorn once in awhile."

    Something my grandpa used to bitterly say about luck.
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  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited May 2011
    "If you treated a nigger by the content of his character, he'd demand you treat him on the content of his skin colour."
    - My dad.
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  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited May 2011
    These are the good old days, make the most of them.


    I get loads of sweet quotes from song lyrics, will try and post some tomorrow since my phones allmost flat
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