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I smoke more weed in my mind than in real life...

ChupaloChupalo Regular
edited June 2011 in Man Cave
I now smoke more weed in my mind than in real life.

I'll be at work all stressed out, and I'm like "oh shit yea i'm gonna blaze when i get home". I get this euphoric feeling just thinking about it. Then I get home and the wife and two kids all miss me and I miss them and we do family shit. Then I go to bed without smoking.

When I wake up in the morning I'm like "shit i forgot to smoke, i'll do it tonight." It's now to the point where I'm only actually blazing 1-2 times a week, but I think about it most every day.

WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL IS GOING ON?

(BTW - YES I'm legal here in CA)
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  • culinaryoverlordculinaryoverlord Regular
    edited June 2011
    Welcome to the world.
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  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited June 2011
    Acolytes and new arrivals every fucking where I look.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    so why dont you just blaze when your done being super dad?

    quit making excuses, quitter.
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  • HOLLISTER GUYHOLLISTER GUY Regular
    edited June 2011
    make blazing part of family time
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  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    HOLLISTER GUY wrote: »
    make blazing part of family time
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    so why dont you just blaze when your done being super dad?

    quit making excuses, quitter.

    Both of these ^^^
    Or just become a weekend warrior.
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  • ChupaloChupalo Regular
    edited June 2011
    jewnose wrote: »
    Acolytes and new arrivals every fucking where I look.

    Tell me about it, jewnose. A whopping ~220 posts. *yawn*
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  • ChupaloChupalo Regular
    edited June 2011
    NaziMick wrote: »
    Your a Liar, the only smoking you have done is your Dads Dick!

    Care to join me next time???
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  • NaziMickNaziMick Regular
    edited June 2011
    Chupalo wrote: »
    Care to join me next time???
    Sorry i am not jewish!
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  • OutbackOutback Acolyte
    edited June 2011
    Most people get to a stage in there life (22-25) where they just slowly give up, it become uninteresting. However some people keep smoking past that point and become chronic users. No offence intended here but their pretty boring people, their whole life revolves around weed.

    Look at it in a good way, your turning to a new chapter in your life. It might be scary, you may be tempted to try and go back to the "good old days", but I would suggest that you don't.

    All good things come to an end sooner or later, better to end it on a high (pun intended).
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  • ChupaloChupalo Regular
    edited June 2011
    Every time I smoke I turn into a stupid pussy. I start getting all emotional about the unjust things in the world, and start focusing on my own mortality. It literally turns me into a bleeding-heart liberal.

    This is why I only smoke a couple of times a month now. When I get too agressive and stressed, sometimes you need a dose of the other spectrum.
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  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited June 2011
    Chupalo wrote: »
    Every time I smoke I turn into a stupid pussy. I start getting all emotional about the unjust things in the world, and start focusing on my own mortality. It literally turns me into a bleeding-heart liberal.

    Quoted for lol
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