Don't burn down your house, if you anywhere near as drunk as the guy I'm hanging out with tonight, TURN OFF THE OVEN AND PASS THE FUCK OUT. Don't try to make cookies while your intoxicated. Its just not a good idea.
Don't burn down your house, if you anywhere near as drunk as the guy I'm hanging out with tonight, TURN OFF THE OVEN AND PASS THE FUCK OUT. Don't try to make cookies while your intoxicated. Its just not a good idea.
Or frozen pizza, you would be surprised at the amount of smoke that one can produce if left in a toaster oven on high long enough.
Lmao I always make frozen pizza when I'm drunk. Or mac n cheese. It's crazy that you can fall asleep retarded and wake up a functional person. Thank god I didn't burn my apartment down or throw up everywhere.
I remember coming home one night after an incredibly fucked up night out and cooking myself some awesome pasta meal, it was actually great and worked out really well. Other times, I've tried to make food and just given up... It usually results in eating a cheese sandwich consisting of stale bread and burger-cheese slices.
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Or frozen pizza, you would be surprised at the amount of smoke that one can produce if left in a toaster oven on high long enough.