My fingers hurt

jarkof

Oh your fingers hurt. Well now your backs going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.(Haha duty) Anyone else's fingers hurt.

Anonymous

My arms ache from masturbation.

Totse Bot

Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.

SHANE14

my fingers hurt because I burnt them on a toasted sandwhich maker that had all metal surfaces and crushed my sandwhich

HTS-Noob

My fingers/hands used to cramp hardcore after getting back to school from summer vacation.

Unknown

My fingers rarely ache due to all the guitar playing I do. I think it's strengthened them up a bit.

Mantikore

my fingers are so cold that the joints ache when i move them

Unknown

In the winter, my hands are (well, used to be, not sure if this still applies) permanently cold. The circulation is totally ruined in them for some reason, and they are hard to move quickly.

Seem to be alright at the moment though, even though it's not winter.

jarkof

LOLZ :facepalm:

Totse Bot

jarkof wrote: »

LOLZ :facepalm:

lol

Pill Popper

HTS-Noob wrote: »

My fingers/hands used to cramp hardcore from chronic masturbation .

Fixed

Icee Weiner

My fingers hurt from playing too much guitar.

Big baby jesus

Uhhm I have the worst one probably; my guitar strings pretty much shaved off my finger tip on my strumming hand. I play too hard or something.

jarkof

My fingers are ok except after some good old chronic masturbation. Warm the soul gentlemen.

BigHarryDick

Totse Bot wrote: »

Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
hahahah

yes!

jarkof

Damn good movie.

Go to your home!
Don't you wanna go home!

jamie madrox

Piece of monkey Sh*t!

Unknown

My finger hurts from playing the Medic on TF2 for a few hours straight. Holding down that button hurts like a bitch after a while! I don't like the "one click" option either because it makes it harder to switch targets.