Today I am...

edited December 2013 in Spurious Generalities
Going to the beach. Currently however, I am sitting in my computer chair half naked and in desperate need of a turd, which I will probably be taking prior to having a shower. Anyway, today I will be getting on the bike and cycling a few miles to the beach, where I will hopefully find a semi-safe place to lock my bike up and hope that it doesn't get broken. I hate locking up bikes in public places, I always feel as though the tires will get slashed or deflated, or that the wheels will be stolen :facepalm: I live in a shit hole, it's probably worse than Pakistan! I better go, that shit is literally touching cloth now.

What are you doing today? I really hope it's something more interesting than taking a shit, but we can only hope. After all, this IS Totse ;)
Go on, do your worst.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Well I woke up on the sofa after spending hours in pain thanks to some sketchy chips yesterday so I'm now listening to Reggae podcasts and sipping Coke. Really need to get work done for Uni though as it's been a couple of days. At least some revision.
    Honestly, that's my plan for the day. Recover and revise...then go on to finish the guide I have half done with the leftover motivation.

    Oh and I got an £87 tax rebate :hai:
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    LOOT THE BIKINIS!

    Edit: Found this - http://dailybooth.com/giannacarly/16085971
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Was talking on Skype and then BANG, the power went out and I said fuck it and went to sleep. Woke up at 1800hrs and then felt like shit but I was a bit fresh, I mean the extended sleep helped. Then, ate the aftari (fast ending) and then went to sleep again and woke up with a boner, fapped, went outside to handle some work and then came back. The weather is awesome outside and then I went to my system and got General on Skype and then got RemaDE and Beaver and I am still there, trying to watch Trueblood while listening to Remade and Beaver talk about drugs in detail. It's pretty interesting.
  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited August 2011
    I remember when I was into bmxing and had around $800 into my bike. I would never leave it ANYWHERE. I kept it in my room and always took it into stores and stuff with me.
  • edited August 2011
    Currently sitting at a friend's house on my laptop, browsing Totse. I just ate some kickass pizza, and I really want some when I get home :( Dominoes FTW.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Get on Skype you faaaaaaag. Also got a nice Teamspeak server set up courtesy of TDR.
  • McSkluvinMcSkluvin Regular
    edited August 2011
    Basically waited all day at my house because my friend said he would come over this morning, he never came and neither of us have cell phones so I have no contact.... >_<

    Now I'm just fucking around on the internet until my dad gets home so we can watch some south park or some shit....
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    I got up at 7 am, took a shit, shower, and shave. Went to my orthopedic surgeon for follow up on my rotator cuff surgery, stopped at a corner store staffed by niggers who took 5 minutes to figure out change from a $100 bill for the purchase of two packs of smokes and Bic lighter.

    I then went to CVS to fill the prescription for Percocet the Dr. gave me, did my groecery shopping, went to the post office to cash a US postal money order I received in the mail yesterday and made fun of the old biddy (and I call you old you are fucking ancient) who was anal about the fact that even though I was the only person there I did not walk through the roped of que area on my approach to her window.

    That was all before noon and since then I have been held hostage in Skype by Dfg.
  • edited August 2011
    I've had a good day today actually. The beach was a success, we dug a fucking HUGE hole into the ground which nearly came up to my head. It was awesome. I went to my friend's house and watched a DVD while playing a bunch of guitar, it was pretty cool.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited August 2011
    i woke up, smoked 2 joints then cracked open a beer. @ 9. Mucho porn, chased with a good session

    of zombies followed by another jerk session. Then went to best buy, ate some tacos

    from a beaner truck. More jerking, followed by weed.

    Now totse, weed, and jerk :)
  • McSkluvinMcSkluvin Regular
    edited August 2011
    i woke up, smoked 2 joints then cracked open a beer. @ 9. Mucho porn, chased with a good session

    of zombies followed by another jerk session. Then went to best buy, ate some tacos

    from a beaner truck. More jerking, followed by weed.

    Now totse, weed, and jerk :)

    I see a pattern emerging.... :o
  • EchidnaEchidna Regular
    edited August 2011
    I got real drunk at 8am with this girl Nikke and we took the trip to Philly. We continued walking around and drinking until like 4pm and then we drove back home. Yup, drove this girls car home like a hundred miles drunk on a suspended license. Woo go me.

    I love day trips to Philly, so much better shit than NYC and not half as touristy. I played bocci in little Italy I THINK, it was some chillass park. Ate a French toast bagel with chocolate chip creamed cheese with a yoohoo at some strange shop,walked through south street and olde city and Chinatown up Race street,bought a cool wind up chicken. Broke a piano upstairs of an electronics shop. Ate a cheesesteak and watched a Guy get hit by a car. Talked to avguy trying to raise money to send him to somewhere to help kids. Called him a pedofile and laughed. Smoked a pipe with some hipsters, drank at Fat Tuesdays. Went to Washington square,got totally lost in a rich part of the city. Chased a bus that had streamers taped to it,made a cab follow him for three blocks, turned around and went to broad street, checked out the ball park, countedffffffffffffffffffff bums and shopping carts. Gave a dollar to an awake one. Asked for change. Got changed from sweaty clothes into my packed outfit. Took the express train, then another train. Begged the parking attendant for a cheaper fare. Didn't get it. Some Guy started screaming at the attendant. Sat on my horn until the Guy ran away. The Guy said thanks. Still didn't refunds my fare. Made off on my way home, to Bel air.

    Sorry for the syntax I'm exhausted.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Trimmed my hair (both on my head and around my other head) and just doing revision. Need to inject myself later so that's gonna be a barrel of laughs. Out comes the Valium, Codeine, Tramadol and EMLA cream. Currently listening to Pompeii by E.S. Posthumus and burning my Sister a DVD for when she goes into Hospital while going over Great Depression notes.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Slept at 11 AM got kicked out of bed around 1600hrs. I feel like shit but hey I am in my creative zone, so avoid fucking with me otherwise you will see a messed up thread about you :D. Oh, yeah I am going to sleep again. We will be on TeamSpeak and Skype for lulz
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    I am going to meet up with two cousins I have not seen in four years and get drunk.
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited August 2011
    Up at 5, work from 7 till 7, get home for food and play a bit of lego star wars. Bed at 9.
    Rinse and repeat for the next 3 days.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    I was eating until trx mentioned the word turd. :angry:

    Today, I am planning on visiting a sewing machine shop to check out some of the models. I hope to make my own clothes one day but being realistic, I'd like to at least be able to hem pants & jeans.
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited August 2011
    well i have shit to do today. off work . checked on my investopedia stocks one is doing great the other two are shit .added some stocks to my watch list . its 10:33 AM and yea have no idea what imma do today. no I'm not gonna :fap:.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Came back at 1600hrs her eand then back to sleep around 2200hrs. Now, I am eating biryani and posting on totse.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited August 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Came back at 1600hrs her eand then back to sleep around 2200hrs. Now, I am eating biryani and posting on totse.

    So what is in a Biriyani in Pakistan. In the UK, it is normally rice that is seasoned, flovoured and herbed and has other vegitable ingredients added. It is normally served with a curry sauce, my understanding is that with most biriyani they are vegitable curries with a meat dish served not cooked with the curry sauce. Is it the same in Pakistan?
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    So what is in a Biriyani in Pakistan. In the UK, it is normally rice that is seasoned, flovoured and herbed and has other vegitable ingredients added. It is normally served with a curry sauce, my understanding is that with most biriyani they are vegitable curries with a meat dish served not cooked with the curry sauce. Is it the same in Pakistan?
    It was chicken biryani. It's Chicken sauce with spices and then mixed with rice.
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited August 2011
    ...stoned and drunk and my iPhone Is making sure I spell it write bitches. That'd akk
  • McSkluvinMcSkluvin Regular
    edited August 2011
    Today I am just sitting home, bored as usual. Just got back from a couple hours of work, assembling some display things....
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    Today was boring. I cleaned the bathrooms. Looking forward to True Blood later tonight.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Productive :) but still a bit weird. I need to start working out.
  • bella10388bella10388 Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2011
    RemadE wrote: »
    LOOT THE BIKINIS!

    Edit: Found this - http://dailybooth.com/giannacarly/16085971
    Such a very amazing link!
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Today I am wondering if bella is a Lesbian.

    Well that and recovering from the stoned Chinese buffet from last night.
  • RaggedOldManRaggedOldMan Regular
    edited August 2011
    Right now I am sitting in a car, driving down the road. I'm absolutely tired as crap though, and there's something in my throat.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    Right now I am sitting in a car, driving down the road. I'm absolutely tired as crap though, and there's something in my throat.

    Don't you hate it when you start to fall asleep when you're driving? It's the worse when you're constantly nodding off, waking up, then nodding off again...

    You're creepy, btw. :mad:
  • edited August 2011
    I'm super tired as well :mad: It's the worst, I'm sitting here in a baking hot room with that really hot, humid feeling you get when it's just that little bit too warm. Even my eyes feel warm!
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    considering doing Mushrooms tonight to help me revise, but my family are constantly bitching and fucking annoying.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    taking my dumbass kid to court.
  • edited August 2011
    taking my dumbass kid to court.

    What did your dumbass kid do to deserve to go to court? You should try bitch slapping him around the head, that should sort him out :)
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited August 2011
    playing video games, and killing time on interwebs
  • McSkluvinMcSkluvin Regular
    edited August 2011
    Today I am just killing time until my dad gets home, as usual. Just watching tv and messing around on the internets......
  • edited August 2011
    I am drinking beers and talking to my homies on Teamspeak. I will be getting myself a cheese toastie in a second and then discussing some more site issues or something when I return :)
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    Wow, I already don't know what to do with myself. I was very productive this morning & even got all my errands done which is rare since I don't usually get out of the house till after noon. Workout, showering, dishes, etc tend to take up my mornings. Since I got up at 5 am today I got everything done really early. Maybe I'll watch a movie later.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    McSkluvin wrote: »
    Basically waited all day at my house because my friend said he would come over this morning, he never came and neither of us have cell phones so I have no contact.... >_<

    Now I'm just fucking around on the internet until my dad gets home so we can watch some south park or some shit....
    McSkluvin wrote: »
    Today I am just killing time until my dad gets home, as usual. Just watching tv and messing around on the internets......

    Why are you always waiting for your dad?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    just finished eating one of the best ever Shepherd Pies and contemplating having a meditation bath after ingesting some mushrooms :)
  • McSkluvinMcSkluvin Regular
    edited August 2011
    ShadyTroll wrote: »
    Why are you always waiting for your dad?

    I'm usually waiting for my dad because when he gets home we either go to work or we have something else planned.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    McSkluvin wrote: »
    I'm usually waiting for my dad because when he gets home we either go to work or we have something else planned.

    I don't have a dad. :sad:
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited August 2011
    Today is my first day off in a week and a half so I'm attending to domestic projects. I'm doing all of my laundry. ALL OF IT. EVERY SINGLE THING THAT COULD BE LAUNDERED IS BEING LAUNDERED.
  • edited August 2011
    I don't have anything planned for today. I don't really have anything which needs to be done, other than work on Totse. Kind of sad really, but I need a good rest after my weekend was taken over by non-stop swimming, walking, badminton and ten pin bowling :D
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Well, I kind of screwed up. I slept right after eating seharee and then I woke up around 12:30 PM and from that point onward I have been awake thinking of doing stuff. I am going to start watching tutorials now.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Going to watch Archer and drink the beers I just purchased at 9:30am.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Working on videos.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    Today I am doing voice work for the Totse articles.
  • edited August 2011
    Today I will be going to my friend's house and shooting his air rifles, as well as trying to zero in his scope. Should be quite good actually, there's very little wind outside and the day is generally calm so we'll crack out the deck chairs and get shooting :)
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Today, I did yard work in the morning. Didn't get started till after 10. Would have been out there at 8 but I had to wait for my husband to wake up so I could make him breakfast (pancakes). He would literally starve if I didn't cook for him. :facepalm: After showering & doing lunch & all that, we went to Lowes to get more stuff for the yard. I'm hoping my husband will help me with the yard work on Sunday, it's getting to be a lot & I'm having trouble moving rocks. I did a bunch of other assorted crap today that isn't even worth mentioning. What did you do today?
  • savages_vipersavages_viper Acolyte
    edited September 2011
    furious masturbation
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