Listening to The Streets, dreading this temperature, nodding on opiates after my stomach seems to expel the child of Satan. Later on I will be going to a friends house as he is moving away and his cuntrag of a 2 year girlfriend left all their photos and cuddly toys etc in a box outside his front door and told him it's over.
We will be using those items in a skeet shoot :cool:
Today I'm logging into Totse for the first time in a while, and I'm happy to see people still posting here! About to check our Alexa ranking to see what I've missed in terms of activity levels during my absence, but I'm not really too bothered what the graph looks like. Not sure what I'll be doing with the rest of my day. Might take a walk and see if I can find anywhere interesting, although the weather isn't looking as good as it was yesterday I was loving that heatwave.
recovering after having my mate say to me "mate, your cock is huge, do you need planning permission for that thing?" last night, and then coming back to my Uni with a live chicken in a box, topless, and with my aviators and Communist Officer's cap on...much to the "wtf" look from my housemates. Even called trx last night. Lawl.
Drunk a bottle of vodka last night and I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but the effects are slowly tailing off now. I'm about to have a shower and walk into town as I need some food for the week - chicken kievs tonight I think
recovering from a hangover before going to a Lolocaust lecture at 9am, then a counselling session after, then a lecture with a total dick (see my "first bitch and moan" thread) after that. Also trying not to let relationship issues give me another panic attack. May have to employ Burn's tactics to said individuals.
recovering from a hangover before going to a Lolocaust lecture at 9am, then a counselling session after, then a lecture with a total dick (see my "first bitch and moan" thread) after that. Also trying not to let relationship issues give me another panic attack. May have to employ Burn's tactics to said individuals.
Just don't use my tactic of 'ride your bike around and try to work out where he lives, as you were already tripping pretty hard when you bought those 2g of speed'
Seriously, I have no idea where this guy lives. It's fucked.
I had a really crappy, stressful day. Did a bunch of assorted crap, ran errands, currently doing laundry & still have to make dinner & write up my grocery list for tomorrow.
Today I am cleaning my room after a drunken orgy of booze, methoxetamine, confectionary and some company, who I then took back to the train station and saw a person get splattered by a train. After which I proceeded to pick up a load of valium from the chemist.
Today I am cleaning my room after a drunken orgy of booze, methoxetamine, confectionary and some company, who I then took back to the train station and saw a person get splattered by a train. After which I proceeded to pick up a load of valium from the chemist.
Never a dull day. I shit you not.
:eek:
I have to go grocery shopping today & get new tires put on my car. I spent all of last evening looking for new recipes to try when I should have been getting other stuff done.
Yup. I won't say where as it will give my position away online, but it was pretty intense. Old guy just couldn't take it any more. I have also been sleeping a shitload today. Figures after last night. Hurrrrr...
I have some meeting at the recruiters office I have to go to in a little while. Then I plan on getting my car washed for the second time this week because fuck living on a dirt road. :thumbsdown:
Today I considered going to a protest, but I decided not too. Now I'm just smoking some bud, about to make a pulled pork quesadilla (I don't know if I spelled that right) and then probably shower and find somebody to chill with. Might get booze later, that's still up in the air though.
Thinking I should of went to the protest. My day would of been a bit more exciting.
I have some meeting at the recruiters office I have to go to in a little while. Then I plan on getting my car washed for the second time this week because fuck living on a dirt road. :thumbsdown:
Military? What branch?
I gotta leave in a minute to get new tires put on my car.
I gotta leave in a minute to get new tires put on my car.
Air Force.
That meeting was a waste of time. :facepalm: We had to wait outside for half an hour, then everybody squeezed into their small ass office so that they could tell us that 5 of have to starting coming in every Monday. I'm one of the 5 because I was only 1 pound over my minimum weight limit. :facepalm:
Today I am recovering from one of the second night in a row of getting totally off my trolley (literally flew back from town) and going to a lecture at 12 on Hiroshima and War Crimes.
That aint gonna be taken seriously. Oh god. The room is still spinning and it's 08:20
Woke up just 3 minutes ago. Checked my e-mails and Skype messages. Got tons of things on queue. FML. Checked Totse and TDR PWNED ME IN THE FUCKING SPACE GOD THREAD :mad:
Already doing laundry. Forgot to do it yesterday evening. Was sucked in by totse. Not sure what I'm going to do for the rest of the day. May run errands.
recovering and doing work. Currently watching a documentary on the Holocaust in HD. Aww yeah.
Yesterday was full of seeing my Grandfather for one of the last times, Sister slipping into a coma as the Doctors gave her the flu jab with no immune system, and then doing some work for a mate and having a Mad Max style slingshot-fight with some prick in a BMW racing my Dad back to my University.
Mental day. Also got this little fucker after getting into a fight with a Junkie. FYI, I won.
Nothing quite like steel toe caps and your enemy having a high centre of gravity while scrapping on a motorway bridge.
Today I've been at Uni. I made a straight-through Ethernet cable for my course, did it perfectly. I even got to keep the cable after telling my teacher that I was in "desperate need of one" Win. Came home, been playing Minecraft with a friend for a couple hours and I just ate my dinner - Chicken kievs and chips :thumbsup:
Now it's time for more Minecraft, and regular Totse breaks.
Today I've been at Uni. I made a straight-through Ethernet cable for my course, did it perfectly. I even got to keep the cable after telling my teacher that I was in "desperate need of one" Win. Came home, been playing Minecraft with a friend for a couple hours and I just ate my dinner - Chicken kievs and chips :thumbsup:
Now it's time for more Minecraft, and regular Totse breaks.
Now make a crossover cable using this pin out and post pics.
Putting off a paper that is due in my art class. That shit is due tomorrow and I haven't even started, oh well. Also trying to get my fat ass back into shape, been walking for a little over a half hour a day and doing some lifting with dumbbells, getting in shape sucks.
Lol, I went to a party where sex stuff is sold. http://www.slumberparties.com/ One of my friends was hosting it and a representative was there selling lotions, vibrators, etc. I'm feeling so smug because I was the hottest one there. There was one chick who almost as hot as me but I had her beat with my 'I don't give a fuck' attitude/look. It's so petty and catty, I know but I workout 6 days a week doing grueling workouts and eat clean, depriving myself of foods I enjoy so yeah, it feels pretty damn good to know I look good. The party was kind of lame. I got drunk on the the first glass of white wine I had since I drink like twice a year (alcohol is empty calories I don't want or need).
Woke up around 1 Pm, covered in sweat, the temperature was 43C outside and I was sleeping on the floor with a fan directly throwing hot air at me. It was like sleeping under the Sun without the sun directly shinning at you. Went downstairs and drank a full bottle of water, went to sleep again but in the other room. My family bugged the fuck out of me, constantly telling me they want to leave for shopping and I was really out of it. I slept around 9 Am in the fucking morning and it's 43+C outside and you expect me to drive without eating anything.
My Dad kept telling me he needs the car in few hours, my family kept telling me they will require some massive amount of time just to the shopping. Needless to say, I broke and told them to go to hell and use a damn Taxi. Now, I am sure I can be labeled as the bad guy but they didn't make any commitments with me. They didn't tell me in advance like a day before that they have planned to go and shop or do stuff. In my line of work, I usually stay up all night because the temperature is easier to manage and my time zone directly matches with most totseans.
It's not my effing fault if they can't follow protocol.
Today I plan to work more on Totseans and other projects. Fucking weather.
Today I kickstarted with a tasty fried breakfast at a café nearby, and god DAMN it tasted good. I then came home and have been working out in the garden for a couple of hours, raking leaves and cleaning the place up. We're about to take on the task of cutting branches off of a big tree at the end of the garden, which is blocking out a lot of sunlight as it's grown to be pretty huge. I keep checking back on totseans whenever I get a chance
Today I am nursing an infected gum and feeling like crap, slowly moving stuff back into my room after finishing University. I actually really miss that place and wish I did more there.
That said, being back at home = much nicer surroundings and mates I can depend on. Plus more free time to waste calling Dfg a Paki and the like :hai: just watching the Discovery Channel and thinking painkillers for my gu are pointless, as is calling the Dentist on this bank holiday weekend bloody Jubilee.
I'm playing Frozen Synapse with trx, and eating some real nice burgers called 'The Newyorker' Greased up to the max and brimming with fat- what's better?
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No, I'm actually very thin.
I always imagined you as a fat blond chick.
That's mean. See I'm not fat & I have brown hair.
Nice Straw Man argument there Shady
We will be using those items in a skeet shoot :cool:
Just don't use my tactic of 'ride your bike around and try to work out where he lives, as you were already tripping pretty hard when you bought those 2g of speed'
Seriously, I have no idea where this guy lives. It's fucked.
Found the house, paid him what I owed. He turned out to be a pretty cool guy, and I grabbed his number for future reference.
wtf does that mean?
I had a really crappy, stressful day.
Never a dull day. I shit you not.
:eek:
I have to go grocery shopping today & get new tires put on my car. I spent all of last evening looking for new recipes to try when I should have been getting other stuff done.
Yup. I won't say where as it will give my position away online, but it was pretty intense. Old guy just couldn't take it any more. I have also been sleeping a shitload today. Figures after last night. Hurrrrr...
Thinking I should of went to the protest. My day would of been a bit more exciting.
Military? What branch?
I gotta leave in a minute to get new tires put on my car.
Air Force.
That meeting was a waste of time. :facepalm: We had to wait outside for half an hour, then everybody squeezed into their small ass office so that they could tell us that 5 of have to starting coming in every Monday. I'm one of the 5 because I was only 1 pound over my minimum weight limit. :facepalm:
That aint gonna be taken seriously. Oh god. The room is still spinning and it's 08:20
Work, 40 porn videos and more work.
Yesterday was full of seeing my Grandfather for one of the last times, Sister slipping into a coma as the Doctors gave her the flu jab with no immune system, and then doing some work for a mate and having a Mad Max style slingshot-fight with some prick in a BMW racing my Dad back to my University.
Mental day. Also got this little fucker after getting into a fight with a Junkie. FYI, I won.
Nothing quite like steel toe caps and your enemy having a high centre of gravity while scrapping on a motorway bridge.
Now it's time for more Minecraft, and regular Totse breaks.
Now make a crossover cable using this pin out and post pics.
My Dad kept telling me he needs the car in few hours, my family kept telling me they will require some massive amount of time just to the shopping. Needless to say, I broke and told them to go to hell and use a damn Taxi. Now, I am sure I can be labeled as the bad guy but they didn't make any commitments with me. They didn't tell me in advance like a day before that they have planned to go and shop or do stuff. In my line of work, I usually stay up all night because the temperature is easier to manage and my time zone directly matches with most totseans.
It's not my effing fault if they can't follow protocol.
Today I plan to work more on Totseans and other projects. Fucking weather.
That said, being back at home = much nicer surroundings and mates I can depend on. Plus more free time to waste calling Dfg a Paki and the like :hai: just watching the Discovery Channel and thinking painkillers for my gu are pointless, as is calling the Dentist on this bank holiday weekend