The past two days I've been shitting my brains out because I decided to make some coffee even though my coffee maker is broken.
Strategy: steep a stapled together filter full of coffee grounds in a pot of boiling water as if I were making tea then when it's nice and black pour that into the coffee machine over another filter full of coffee grounds very slowly so it works like it normally would.
This worked and the coffee was great but way too concentrated thus my shitting water every few minutes for the past two days. Now I'm sitting at McDownsalds eating and drinking for the first time since the coffee fiasco. In a little while I'll go to work and eat some more then I'll go to the Wally-World and buy some medicine for the baby, return home and fap, watch Bleach, fap, read some Douglas Adams, fap and pass out.
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Strategy: steep a stapled together filter full of coffee grounds in a pot of boiling water as if I were making tea then when it's nice and black pour that into the coffee machine over another filter full of coffee grounds very slowly so it works like it normally would.
This worked and the coffee was great but way too concentrated thus my shitting water every few minutes for the past two days. Now I'm sitting at McDownsalds eating and drinking for the first time since the coffee fiasco. In a little while I'll go to work and eat some more then I'll go to the Wally-World and buy some medicine for the baby, return home and fap, watch Bleach, fap, read some Douglas Adams, fap and pass out.