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PI

Post: Hey There Will Taggart (Sung to the tune of Hey There Dehlilah)
Forum: Prose & Poetry
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Posted by: HektiKKilleR
Original Content:

Hey there Will Taggart
What's it like in Canada eh?
I'm a thousand miles away
But will, today you seem so gay
Yes you do
Richard Simmons can't be as fag like you
I swear it's true

Hey there Will Taggart
Don't you worry about the comments
the net is right there if you get lonely
make us another promise
Close your eyes
Listen to my advice, it's its you I despise
you can cry

Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
What you do with pee.

Hey there Will Taggart
I know you like dicks that are hard
But just believe me, -Spectral
Someday you'll realize that your just a 'Tard
you'll get it good
you'll have the dick you knew you would
My word is good

Hey there Will Taggart
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote about you
would make you seem so gay
I'd write it all
Even more in love with dick you'd fall
you'd want it all

Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got trains and buses and and cars
you'd walk to them if I had no other way
your friends would all make fun of you
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this gay
Will Taggart I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The net will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Will Taggart
You get flamed and don't you love it
one more post that has to be approved
And I'll be making all the posts I want to
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Will Taggart here's to you
This one's bout you

Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
Oh it's what you do with pee
What you do with pee.

Darth Beaver

Yeah, too bad for you that your information has been deemed public knowledge.

Dfg

Due to nature of the name, it's indeed deemed Public. It's like Muhammad, technically it's my PI but it's a common knowledge and that poem is just a poem.

Unknown

I thought TDR had named his kitten Will Taggart, and this song was about him?

Darth Beaver

I did, in fact I am going to take pictures of it today and post them. You see HektiKKilleR is my son and we just had two kittens born. We named one Will Taggert and the other -Spectral.

Darth Beaver

The fat on on the left is -Spectral and the weak skinny looking one on the right is Will Taggart.



The poem was written by my son (HektiKKilleR) who thinks cats are queer.