Faking illness for drugs

blink182

What mental or physical illness can I easily fake, if any, to get recreational drugs that I can use/sell? I used to exaggerate my symptoms and get anti depressants and mood stabilizers (not for the purpose of getting them, I was like 10, I'm just making the point that it's easy to do) but none of them ever did shit recreation wise.

RemadE

Anxiety for Benzos? It will take time and some psych evaluation though.

RemadE

Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland wrote: »

Tell them you suffer from polysubstance abuse; they'll give you whatever you need

Never thought of that. Cheers.

MayorofMonkeytown

RemadE wrote: »

Never thought of that. Cheers.

You go roll with that one.

Let us know.

RemadE

MayorofMonkeytown wrote: »

You go roll with that one.

Let us know.

I could today, but it's not worth it seeing as I'm leaving that doctors straight after. They already know about my substance abuse, so no need to bullshit them.

ThatfriedKid

It's a time consuming process. You've got to do a lot of acting, more than just getting mood stabilizers (they pass that shit out like candy, nobody thinks twice about giving out an SSRI).

You have to be persistent and consistent. Keep saying the same thing, over the course of years. Act drug naive, nothings a bigger give away than actually knowing every pharmaceutical they bring up.

Honestly, it's not worth it. I spent a good amount of time as a teenager trying to get good scripts. I have legit back/joint pain, but nothing as serious as I made it out to be. The only benefit I see from it all now is it will probably be pretty easy getting my green card.

Psychotogen

do whatever just dont get hooked on roxys. And you thought cocaine was the devil. HA