If I argue long enough...

Jack

http://jack.is/tech-support/jul10.php

This guy doesn't fucking get it, does he? :mad:

We. Have. Nothing. To. Do. With. It.

Well, uh. Just read it, you'll see.

Morningside

I wouldn't last long at your job. Christ, don't any of the people have a 12 year old in their family to do this shit for them? It's not rocket appliances.

Mantikore

great opportunities for subtle trolling