My dick split open and locus flew out.
A badger raped me with a thorn ed cock.
They turned my rectum inside out and nailed it to a fence post.
I dawned in wasp.
I gouged my eyes out to stop seeing the horrors, but they only grew back.
Every step I took I stubbed my toe.
They only gave me thumb tax to eat.
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Oh shit I wish I got something. I was shot with a NAILGUN and then brought back with the necronomicon.