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NamasteNamaste Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Yeah, I thought I'd brag a bit here...

I have an aloe plant named Wilson. He's beautiful, and helps me when I burn myself. :D

You're jealous aren't you?
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited July 2010
    I'm green with envy.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Nope, I have a penis plant. It's erect and it jerks itself and makes me Jizz all over things. It helps me when I need to fuck.

    Btw it's clean and well.



    You're jealous aren't you?
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  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    You're jealous aren't you?

    Nah, not really.
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Namaste wrote: »
    You're jealous aren't you?

    Not at all actually. Maybe if you didn't burn yourself in the first place you wouldn't need the plant.
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  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited July 2010
    Icee Weiner wrote: »
    Not at all actually. Maybe if you didn't burn yourself in the first place you wouldn't need the plant.

    Yeah, but if I didn't burn myself, my mother wouldn't have BOUGHT me the plant. So I would have never gotten Wilson... and I love him. So it's worth it.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Namaste wrote: »
    Yeah, but if I didn't burn myself, my mother wouldn't have BOUGHT me the plant. So I would have never gotten Wilson... and I love him. So it's worth it.
    People sometimes refer to their Johnsons as Wilsons.
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    I am not even a tad jealous about your aloe plant miss. They are a very plain and ugly plant and you can buy aloe in a bottle now. And naming it Wilson like the volleyball from cast away does not make it cooler. Just saying. But a penis plant. Now that I could get into. Damn.
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  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    People sometimes refer to their Johnsons as Wilsons.

    People refer to a lot of things as a lot of things. I could care less.

    Wilson is named after Dr. James Wilson off of House. :D
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    I have a friend who's last name is Wilson
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  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited July 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    I am not even a tad jealous about your aloe plant miss. They are a very plain and ugly plant and you can buy aloe in a bottle now. And naming it Wilson like the volleyball from cast away does not make it cooler.

    Wilson is world's most beautiful plant, and he's named after the oncologist off house, not after some whatever from whatever... I don't know what you're talking about. >.< And yeah, but aloe in a bottle isn't as cool. =)
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    It is just a very plain and ugly plant. I would hate to have any decorating my house. I would rather get shit on by a moose that just got anal from some beast loving farmer then have one in my house.
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Icee Weiner wrote: »
    I have a friend who's last name is Wilson

    Haha do the wilson call.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Damn I thought I was going to LOLZ at the video but it was turned off. DAMMIT!!
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    Haha do the wilson call.

    WILLLLSSSOOONN!!!! Oh no, he's not answering! He must be in trouble!
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Icee Weiner wrote: »
    WILLLLSSSOOONN!!!! Oh no, he's not answering! He must be in trouble!

    We will have to go to his rescue before its to late. Quick robin to the batmobile.
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