So as the thread is titled this thread will be about real life trolling ideas.
I have a few but I will start off with one to get the thread going.
Make sure you have just enough on your card for about a slab of alcohol ( could work with a sixpack but not as well ).
Go the shops and grab yourself a slab of beers and a few baby items eg. Nappys, wipes ex... And make your way to the register.
Make the person scan all your items and then swipe that card. The person will obviously tell you its declined argue for a bit before swiping your card again... Declined by now you should have a few people behind you.
Argue abit more then Tell the person you must not have enough money and to put the baby items back.
Watch everyone's face change when you replace the nappys with beer.
Huffing raid is fun...