The Official Wilderness Survival Thread

Anal Probe Deluxe

Stuck in the woods with nothing but a knife and a plastic bag (don't forget your towel)? You're in luck!!!!

Also keep in mind your local flora and fauna before ever venturing there.

(&T showed this but it's common sense)

I'm glad I'm not in Australia's Outback.

Lol at execution, but the moral remains true for any plant or fungus.