Nigerian Scammer just E-mailed me — Totseans

Nigerian Scammer just E-mailed me

CrazzyassCrazzyass Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Dear Friend
>
> My name is Barr perkins George personal attorney to Alexander McQueen -
> Designer Fashion Label who died on the 11th day of Feb. 2010.I have the
> documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he died
> made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million Great
> British Pounds (GBP £7,000.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to
> his WILL
>
> Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in
> the past
> or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends
> abroad who
> wished you good and his friend was a gay as well due to the fact that McQueen
> was a gay and claimed he realised his sexual orientation when he was six. He
> told his family when he was 18.
>
> Lee Alexander McQueen, CBE (16 March 1969 ? 11 February 2010) was an English
> fashion designer known for his unconventional designs and shock tactics.[3]
> McQueen worked as the head designer at Givenchy for five years before founding
> the Alexander McQueen and McQ labels. McQueen's dramatic designs, worn by
> celebrities including Rihanna, Björk and Lady Gaga, met with critical acclaim
> and earned him the British Designer of the Year award four times.
>
> Late Alexander McQueen died on the 11th day of February, 2010 at the age of 40
> years, According to him this money was supposed to be used in transporting and
> getting the new store that was about to be opened in los angeles stocked with
> his recent designers
>
> You can read more about him from the sites below
>
> (1)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_McQueen
>
>
> Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back
> to me as
> soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
>
> I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
>
> Yours in Service,
>
> P.George & Co. Solicitors
>
> Email: [email protected]
>
>
> Correo Electrónico, Gobierno del Distrito Federal.
>


Ah, let the lulz ensue.

Comments

  • SilosighbinSilosighbin Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ehh, not extremely funny. I get these all the time. What would be funny however is if you troll the scammer, making him think you're actually foolish/gullible enough to take his offer seriously. That would be funny.
  • CrazzyassCrazzyass Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ehh, not extremely funny. I get these all the time. What would be funny however is if you troll the scammer, making him think you're actually foolish/gullible enough to take his offer seriously. That would be funny.

    Don't worry, that's precisely what I'm doing.
    Hello my friend,

    Thank you very much for contacting me about this. I was saddened by the passing of my good friend and occasional lover Alexander McQueen. When I heard about it and discovered it a suicide I was plagued by guilt. It was three days before Valentine's Day and I refused his offer for a romantic dinner in London followed by a bounty of sodomy in exchange for a "ladies night" (if I may be so bold) with the local church's Women's Knitting Club. You see, I didn't want to cancel on them, and I've suspected for a while that Alex just wanted me for my tennis thighs. Anyways, that's neither here nor there. I've always felt guilty that I may have contributed, and I want to thank you for contacting me. It makes me feel like he has forgiven me, knowing that I'm in his will.

    God bless you sir,
    *****
  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol nice
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