Official: Master of your domain contest thread — Totseans

Official: Master of your domain contest thread

MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
edited December 2010 in Life
Alright it's that time gentlemen. Let's put our cocks back in our pants and our hands back on the keyboard and mouse. How long can you go without pleasing your sexual needs without the help of another individual? Well we're going to find out.

The contest starts this Thursday, August 5th, and will go on until the last man falls.

The prize: Bragging rights.

If you're interested in competing post here and let us all know. Please gentlemen, if you decide to participate in the contest stay honest about your fappage.

I'll try and keep this thread updated as much as I can up until everyone has given in to their self pleasure desires.

Are you master of your domain?
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Comments

  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    This sounds amusing. If enough people are interested in the contest and would like me to, I'll sticky it.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    This sounds amusing. If enough people are interested in the contest and would like me to, I'll sticky it.

    That would be pretty sweet. Hopefully people will participate.
  • PeoplePeople Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I'm in for a contest. I have a cyst next to my penis anyway.

    I can't wait for a Kramer.

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  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited August 2010
    People wrote: »
    I'm in for a contest. I have a cyst next to my penis anyway.


    howd you get that?
  • PeoplePeople Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    howd you get that?

    No idea. I'm treating it with some anti-bacterial stuff I had leftover from the last one on my thigh. That was last November. I'm a sickly young'in.
  • 0vvarT0vvarT Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I'm in. Does it start at midnight or can I fap right before I go to bed?
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    0vvarT wrote: »
    I'm in. Does it start at midnight or can I fap right before I go to bed?

    Hmm. Good question. The start date is this Thursday, let's just say that on Thursday...stop fapping. If it makes things more clear, you can get out one quick fap at 11:59 Wednesday night but come 12:01 Thursday morning put that dick away.

    I'll also make a post in this thread at the starting time/date. Sort of like waving the green go flag for the halt of masturbation.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    Okay, I am in. Today would be my last fap.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Any possibility on a sticky? (pun intended)
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    I'm in!!! Haha there's no way I can lose; I'm basically the Elaine of this competition.
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    lol, I've gone for months before. We need to clear some things up though,

    1. What about masturbation with no ejaculation or orgasm?
    2. Wet dreams?
    3. Rape?


    Anyway I'm down because I've been dabbling in the dark arts again and it's been causing me to get absofuckinglutely nothing done. The biggest plus I've seen to non-wanking is motivation, shit.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Any possibility on a sticky? (pun intended)

    Yep. I'll go ahead and sticky this (pun intended) since there's interest. I will participate as well. Let's make sure the rules are clear, though. Is sex allowed or is this a total no touching of the penis at all contest?
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Yep. I'll go ahead and sticky this (pun intended) since there's interest. I will participate as well. Let's make sure the rules are clear, though. Is sex allowed or is this a total no touching of the penis at all contest?

    Alright, rules:

    1. Sex is allowed.
    2 No touching yourself down there at all. Unless of course it's for a scratch or something, but don't get too involved with that scratch :o
    3. No anal masturbation is allowed.
    4. This contest will go on for as long as it takes for the last man to fall.

    I need input from other users on this..how do you guys want to handle people coming into the contest after the starting date?
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^^What about wet dreams? Sex with inanimate objects, corpses, or animals? I mean, this is Totse.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Let's go ahead and create a list of everyone who is in on the contest. So far I see:

    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier
    DirtySanchez
    Intoxicated Shaman
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited August 2010
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^^What about wet dreams? Sex with inanimate objects, corpses, or animals? I mean, this is Totse.

    Wet dreams are okay, as you are not actually masturbating. Fuck guys, just don't jerk your meat. Sex with inanimate objects, corpses, or animals is not allowed. I still consider that self pleasure.

    Fanglekai, how do you think members that come into the contest after the starting date should be handled? Let them join in or no?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Let's try something like this. The winner is whoever lasts for the longest number of days. So let's organize everything into lists:

    No fapping since 8/5:
    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier

    No fapping since 8/6:

    ----
    ----

    Something like that. So then when people are knocked out of the contest we can see who lasted the longest based on total # of days they went without fapping. Sound good?
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited August 2010
  • edited August 2010
    OK whatever, I'm down. It's not like I didn't already do this in college.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Let's try something like this. The winner is whoever lasts for the longest number of days. So let's organize everything into lists:

    No fapping since 8/5:
    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier

    No fapping since 8/6:

    ----
    ----

    Something like that. So then when people are knocked out of the contest we can see who lasted the longest based on total # of days they went without fapping. Sound good?
    Perfect.

    Thanks man.
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    Wait, no touching at ALL?



    ...

    Fuck. :(
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited August 2010
    I started yesterday, but I lost at the end of the day. Ill try again today.
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited August 2010
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm in! Sweet, I was already going.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Let's go ahead and create a list of everyone who is in on the contest. So far I see:

    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier
    DirtySanchez
    Intoxicated Shaman
    Marijuanasaurus
    FingerBlaster
    TruthWielder

    Updated for ya.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Not masturbating will become more incentive for me to get laid.

    I'm in.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier
    DirtySanchez
    Intoxicated Shaman
    Marijuanasaurus
    FingerBlaster
    TruthWielder
    CloudCat
    :mad:ijuana
    evil_monkey
    Mayberry
    Jarkof
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    Nobody's caved yet?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    Nobody's caved yet?

    It starts at midnight :o:o:o:o
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    It starts at midnight :o:o:o:o

    It's already Thursday in Australia, you see.

    But let's just say, for simplicty's sake, that the contest starts when OP says GO.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Haha I need to lern2timezone.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Why cant we all have the same times:angry: but yea a simple GO will suffice :thumbsup:
    Yeah, I'll be giving the go at midnight. Get your fappin done fellas, it's gonna be a long ride.
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited August 2010
    which midnight? :angry:
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited August 2010
    Ive fapped 3 times today in preparation. This shall be a difficult task. Its a daily ritual for me.
  • evil_monkeyevil_monkey Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I'm in. I'm currently nursing a dick injury anyways.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited August 2010
    Can I fap as part of my Mod duties to the porn forum? ill only fap if its official business.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Can I fap as part of my Mod duties to the porn forum? ill only fap if its official business.

    Nope. No exceptions. You fap, you lose. Also everyone please be honest about your fappage.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Sign me up. I won't last a day. My hand and dick are dating.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I will sign up but I don't think I will last very long haha.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited August 2010
    Nope. No exceptions. You fap, you lose. Also everyone please be honest about your fappage.

    :mad:fine. And yeah dont lie people lieing to win a masturbation contest on a forum is lame.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited August 2010
    Alright I'm in.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier
    DirtySanchez
    Intoxicated Shaman
    Marijuanasaurus
    FingerBlaster
    TruthWielder
    CloudCat
    ijuana
    evil_monkey
    Mayberry
    Jarkof
    Icee Weiner
  • 0vvarT0vvarT Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    So which time zone are we going by?
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    0vvarT wrote: »
    So which time zone are we going by?

    No time travelling fetishes please.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    0vvarT wrote: »
    So which time zone are we going by?

    It turns 12:00AM according to the EST time zone in like 8 minutes, so let's just go with that.
  • 0vvarT0vvarT Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Or we could go by central time so I have enough time to snap one off first. :P
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Damn, speaking of which, I better take this time to rub a quickie while I still can.

    Brb.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Alright, gentlemen. Put the dicks back in your pants, put the lotion and tissues away.


    The contest has started. May the best man win.

    Entrees for 8/5:

    Masturbatron
    People
    0vvarT
    Dfg
    Blunderful
    Imaginarium
    fanglekai
    Vizier
    DirtySanchez
    Intoxicated Shaman
    Marijuanasaurus
    FingerBlaster
    TruthWielder
    CloudCat
    ijuana
    evil_monkey
    Mayberry
    Jarkof
    Icee Weiner


    Thanks Fanglekai for keeping track man.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Go go go!
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