I got drunk last night

Echidna

I'm still looking for a place to move to, I told my buddy, "If we lived together, it'd be just like Fight Club except we'd be two people". He said, "well which one of us gets to bang Marla?".

I said, "Well if she was your girlfriend, probably me."

So I can probably cross him off my list of people to move in with because I fucked his girlfriend last night.

I'm going to have to move out by the 26th, I need to go fucking house shopping.

mafiabro

Good luck.

Pacino

Well actually, tyler durden didnt exist soo......