Neighbor

FemaraFemara Semo-Regulars
edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
The amount of annoying crap in her yard is aggravating. She has these two small yappy dogs that never shut up, some kind of mechanical frog that loudly croaks all day, some kind of industrial bug zapper that looks and sounds like thunder and lightning at night, and these spotlights shining on a statue of the virgin Mary that pierce my windows.

I hate her.

Comments

  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    I like how you registered just to Bitch and Moan :thumbsup:

    Anyways, in the spirit of TOTSE, go over to her yard and molotov everything.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Steal her shit, remove the spotlight lights, poison the dogs. :o
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited August 2010
    Shoot the dogs
    Beat the neighbor
    Steal the neighbors car and commit crimes while making the license plate visible
    torch the car
    Kill the neighbor
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Poison her fucking llama while you're at it.
  • sAINTsAINT Regular
    edited August 2010
    pawn that shit :o:o:o
  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited August 2010
    Does she give out candy?
  • edited August 2010
    Buy an air rifle, and sit at your window shooting each of the things you hate. Then frame someone else who lives nearby.
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Femara wrote: »
    The amount of annoying crap in her yard is aggravating. She has these two small yappy dogs that never shut up, some kind of mechanical frog that loudly croaks all day, some kind of industrial bug zapper that looks and sounds like thunder and lightning at night, and these spotlights shining on a statue of the virgin Mary that pierce my windows.

    I hate her.

    post pics so we can really see how fucked up it is.
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