I Command You to Worship Aqua-Buddha — Totseans

I Command You to Worship Aqua-Buddha

edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/09/rand-paul-abducted-female_n_675766.html
According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They'd been smoking pot." After the woman refused to smoke with them, Paul and his friend put her back in their car and drove to the countryside outside of Waco, where they stopped near a creek. "They told me their god was 'Aqua Buddha' and that I needed to bow down and worship him," the woman recalls. "They blindfolded me and made me bow down to 'Aqua Buddha' in the creek. I had to say, 'I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.' At Baylor, there were people actively going around trying to save you and we had to go to chapel, so worshiping idols was a big no-no."

Fucking LOL. I swear this will be a deity in the Pantheon of my church. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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