Merry Christmas Motherfuckers

Echidna

bang thats how i do it

jams in the background.

but no for real, I hope everyone had a fun and safe holiday.

I got a mowhawk and my boss was fucking pissed because I wear a suit to work and I look like a total dick.



shitty pictures are better than no pictures.

I came up with what I thought was a foolproof excuse: "I used to have a fauxhawk, but I'm not a faux, that's a female deer - I'm a young buck".

My boss then says that's a doe, a deer, a female deer. So I got sent home for the night.

Regardless, I have like a solid 2-3 weeks before I go to jail for 5-30 days, it's all still up in the air. Court on the 10th and 11th.

My movie premiered for the cast and crew, had some vips. I got to hang out with Colin Farrell which was weird. I'm not into entertainment for the 'art' of it, I'm just trying to get laid and paid. He's been sending me all kinds of goofy texts, like what old people send. I mostly ignore it, I'd trade him for Leonardo DiCaprio as my friend is a hot second.

I'll be attending the south by southwest film festival in Texas, sometime in March. That's gonna be fun, I'm trying to get some red carpet action. Me and my director have been talking about another film, but I don't know what I'm up to now. I'm desperately trying to find a commercial gig, something tech related like Best Buy or AT&T. People are getting such good fucking agents lately, I just can't afford it though.

Keep an eye out, I was an extra in a Allstate commercial that might air soon. I really have no idea, I got cut a check that landed in my mailbox on the 22nd.

And that's all. I wish I could stay up on shit going on here, I try to keep in touch, I don't even bother with zoklet, idk if it's even alive anymore.

shoutouts to brandon, dfg, lsa king, wintermute, jeff hunter, and mrpositive

fuck namaste 2010

two thous..

and..

ten... tenn... tennn... tennn...

bitch ass niggass... niggasss... nigggaassss

(echo, beat drops.)