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Family's pet ferret eats fingers of baby boy.

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited January 2011 in Spurious Generalities
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Family's pet ferret eats fingers of baby boy

"Hopefully people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson." That is safety advice for pet owners with children from Police Chief Aaron Ambrose, of Grain Valley, MO, after a family's pet ferret ate seven of their infant son's fingers. A mother and exotic pet owner was awakened in the early morning hours of January, 10 by screams from her four-month old son. She rushed to his bedside only to discover the tragic damage that her pet ferret had inflicted upon the boy. "(The ferret) jumped into the (bassinet) that the baby was sleeping in and ate seven of its fingers." Ambrose told CNN. The infant child, who was spared only two thumbs and one partial pinkie finger according to Ambrose.

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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Good job ferrite, that baby has no reason to live now.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited January 2011
    :thumbsup:Not all is lost:thumbsdown: The kid still has thumbs. :p
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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Good luck holding a spoon, holding a pen, or typing with a thumb
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited January 2011
    The article says they're going to remove some of the kids toes and attach them to his hand as a substitute.
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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Yeah jointless fingers sound even better!
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  • GallowsGallows Regular
    edited January 2011
    I wonder if he'll say, "I'm all thumbs" when he makes mistakes.

    But yeah, that's awful. He should be able to get a double hand transplant when he stops growing though.
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  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited January 2011
    haha that is pretty fucked
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited January 2011
    What kind of fucked up place is it if you need to have a $100 licence to have a ferret?
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  • D7D7 Regular
    edited January 2011
    Four thumbs up for the kid
    Still at least the ferret didn't eat the baby face
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited January 2011
    Ferrets and shit are known for doing this sort of thing, aren't they?
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited January 2011
    Just in so much as a pet dog is. I have had many ferrets and polecats over the years - if they are used to being handled, they are quite tame, but I would not have one having free range of the house, never mind if their was a small child around.

    The ferret is not to blame here, the stupidity of the parents is.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited January 2011
    JustAnotherAsshole wrote: »
    Ferrets and shit are known for doing this sort of thing, aren't they?
    Yeah bro...Hard! Once those lights go off, they're automatically in hunt mode. (Use to have 2 of them) I knew to lock them up at night. My gf decided to get them from their hutch one night while I was sleeping, because it was cold outside.:facepalm: She lost track of the male, He was in our room, on my chest trying to gnaw at my nose. Luckily I woke up before he really sunk his teeth in. That fucker went flying. :mad:
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