The car story

So, when I was about 9 or 10 I was at a church festival with my friend. My friend "jen" and I were really fucking bored because we have not yet discovered the wonders of alcohol. There was plenty of that at that festival, lol.
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The bounce house got old quickly so we decided to cause some trouble. There were traffic cones strewn around the place, most likely to redirect traffic. We figured it would be funny to put them in someone's pickup truck. Jen and I ended up doing just that, and it was funny for about 10 minutes. I suggested that we cover a car with traffic cones and she agreed. So we picked a random car and put about 12 cones all over the thing. Oddly enough nobody noticed. We then walked home after that and played with k'nex.
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Later that day after Jen went home my mother called my full name. Chills came down my spine because I knew I was in trouble. Turns out Jen ratted out on me. Fuck. My mother told me to highlight this whole story and my father told me that not only did I scratch the paint on the car, but it was my uncle's brand new car. My uncle is a dick so he ended up getting the whole car repainted instead of just getting the scratch touched up. This cost me $500 out of my college fund.


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Fuck my uncle.