I wish I had a kitty...

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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited February 2011
    Cats are faggots. Get a dog instead.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited February 2011
    Vizier wrote: »
    Cats are faggots. Get a dog instead.

    I had one and it sucked. It was loud and it would run through its own crap then jump on me with its shitty paws. It destroyed a $150 pair of boots, several power cords, a door, countless socks, and a couch before I finally said "fuck it" and gave it to a skinhead. I do not miss it.

    So cats might be faggots, but dogs are fucking douchebags...
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited February 2011
    Fuck cats and dogs. Get a Pot Belly Pig.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited February 2011
    That would be awesome. I think I'm gonna stick with what I know I like and get another tarantula though. Quiet, low maintenance, looks awesome, and doesn't stink or fuck shit up.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    A dog reflects its owner.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited February 2011
    A dog reflects its owner.

    Come to think of it, I kinda would like to break peoples stuff and then rub shit all over them...
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited February 2011
    Fucking cats are amazing. They don't bark or make a shitton of noise, and once in a while they'll bring you a dead animal. Plus if it's a semi outdoor cat it'll do all it's shitting outside and bury it for you.
  • AnarchyMasterAnarchyMaster Regular
    edited February 2011
    I had a cat and I named him Poochums.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited February 2011
    Come to think of it, I kinda would like to break peoples stuff and then rub shit all over them...

    And that's why I want a chimp.

    I need a poo flinging companion in my life.
  • GrinchGrinch Regular
    edited February 2011
    I had a cat and I named him Poochums.

    I don't mind cats, but I abhor how people act with their cats, I suppose this goes for dogs as well.

    You should get a ball python.
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited February 2011
    she is drinking through her nose:o
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited February 2011
    I want a fucking pig. Babe is the greatest movie of all time.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    Get a red-ear slider turtle.

    They're cute and eat pellets. The tank maintenance is a pain however.
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited February 2011
    If your dog acts like a douchebag then it's your fault for not training it.

    Cats are like the asshole friend who comes over to sleep on your couch, smoke your weed, eat your food and then leave without saying thanks. Dogs are your bro for fucking life. Would you rather have a bro or a selfish dick cat?
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited February 2011
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Get a red-ear slider turtle.

    They're cute and eat pellets. The tank maintenance is a pain however.

    Fuck that noise. Box tortoises are superior to water turtles.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    Fuck that noise. Box tortoises are superior to water turtles.
    Fuck off.

    Box turtles got nothing on sliders.

    They're so slow and can't do anything but walk. Red ears can do back-flips, 360s in mid air/water, not to mention they got that badass red streak along their faces. Badasses.

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    wut u looking at bitch?
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited February 2011
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Fuck off.

    Box turtles got nothing on sliders.

    They're so slow and can't do anything but walk. Red ears can do back-flips, 360s in mid air/water, not to mention they got that badass red streak along their faces. Badasses.

    Backflips? Sure, they fall off of logs.

    Box turtles can infact swim as well as walk. They're lower maintenance than terrapins. They all have different temperments as opposed to just swim,shit,eat.

    By the way,
    red eyes >>> red stripe

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    Problem?
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited February 2011
    Gonna have to agree with red eyes > red stripe.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    fuck u wanderer. :mad:
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