I have decided to run for president

DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Once I turn 35 I will run for president and win. I expect everyone on here to vote or me:o Can I count on your support?

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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited February 2011
  • HellishHellish Regular
    edited February 2011
    Only if I get to be leader of a govt organization and get at least 50 million USD.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    No, but if you win and I am still alive I will promise to be your own personal John Wilkes Booth.
  • zanickzanick Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    Sure, why not. If you actually make the ballot, it'll be the one time I vote.
  • edited March 2011
    If any of us ever ran for president, someone would find Totse and use it against us to attack our character.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    If any of us ever ran for president, someone would find Totse and use it against us to attack our character.

    This could be a problem but hopefully nobody would trace it back to me.
    zanick wrote: »
    Sure, why not. If you actually make the ballot, it'll be the one time I vote.

    Thanks you for your support of the best candidate which will be me despite who else runs.
    No, but if you win and I am still alive I will promise to be your own personal John Wilkes Booth.

    :mad:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    .



    :mad:

    What can I say, I am a capitalist pig.

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  • LuxJigabooLuxJigaboo Regular
    edited March 2011
    Sure. :thumbsup:
  • droppindsdroppinds Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    yo I got dibs on being the new head of the DEA...blunts are on me inaguration night boys.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    droppinds wrote: »
    yo I got dibs on being the new head of the DEA...blunts are on me inaguration night boys.

    If DS ever sat in the oval office you would be executed for smoking a blunt.
  • LethargicaLethargica Regular
    edited March 2011
    This thread is in half baked for a reason. Suck my dick.
  • uofmcamarouofmcamaro Regular
    edited March 2011
    Depends on what cabinet position you can appoint me to
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    Lethargica wrote: »
    This thread is in half baked for a reason. Suck my dick.

    I see you are still looking for your first blow job.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    This could be a problem but hopefully nobody would trace it back to me. . .
    :mad:

    Well im sure no one is going to call you DirtySanchez in the oval office

    "and now The President of the United States, DirtySAnchez!"
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    Well im sure no one is going to call you DirtySanchez in the oval office

    "and now The President of the United States, DirtySAnchez!"

    If he would force the press to do that I would vote for him just to hear that on TV. I would of course still go James Earl Ray on his ass after I had heard a few times.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    If he would force the press to do that I would vote for him just to hear that on TV. I would of course still go James Earl Ray on his ass after I had heard a few times.

    That's not cool man and because of this statement you will have to be purged as a counter revolutionary.
  • LuxJigabooLuxJigaboo Regular
    edited March 2011
    Some secret organization will have you assassinated before you do anything.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    That's not cool man and because of this statement you will have to be purged as a counter revolutionary.

    Release the hounds!

    Let the games begin!
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited March 2011
    "What is your stance on niggers, and how can we use niggers to improve the economy?"
  • ScuDScuD Regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm glad we will finally have a use for these. i've been campaigning for you for a while glad your on board.

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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    don't forget a g.e.d. to bring with you.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    spazz wrote: »
    Thread is lulz
    Hey chezzzzz can you remove my profile from your ALF website? please? you seem likely to be deemed a "extremist" and have you and your ALF buddies "neutralized"

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    Current song "Megadeth-Loved you to death"

    :THRASH:

    :mad: I see you fear the capitalists. As you wish. Profile removed:o
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    When I used to dream about ruling the world, I always said that I would give all my friends an extra loaf of bread in their weekly rations. Will you do the same?
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    When I used to dream about ruling the world, I always said that I would give all my friends an extra loaf of bread in their weekly rations. Will you do the same?

    Your rations will be determined by your productivity. If I win I will try to force a collectivization of all industry and agriculture and whoevers collective produces the most will get the most rations.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    Your rations will be determined by your productivity. If I win I will try to force a collectivization of all industry and agriculture and whoevers collective produces the most will get the most rations.

    So you will have no friends?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    He will have two friends that I will bring to the party.
    Smith & Wesson
  • edited March 2011
    You already know I support your revolution 110%
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited March 2011
    Silly sanchez, you need to be rich to run for president.
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