How to dispose of a body?
Let's just say the worst came to the worst and you had managed to end up with a dead body on your hands. You can't throw it in the trash as it will be discovered and ultimately linked to you - the only option is to dispose of it completely and thoroughly.
But how do you actually do it?
But how do you actually do it?
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And then there's the question of how you would dispose of the acid
How long does it take to dispose of a dead body in acid?
Does it smell bad/noticeable to neighbors?
HF (hydrofluoric acid) will dissolve bone. It'll eat through everything that isn't polyethylene.
On the opposite side of the pH scale, lye would also do the trick.
1. It's pretty slow. H2SO4 is better than most at dissolving organic matter, but it is still quite slow at it. You'll probably need a lot. Plus it won't be 100% dissolved.
2. Yes, use a lot of Febreeze.
You start by getting some pigs...
Spray that fucker all around and the animals will pick up the scraps.
Nobody will question thousands of scraps of human flesh, bone and blood splattered all over the place.
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That's where the "in the woods" part comes in. Go out where people aren't likely to come often. I can think of several places right now. The "thousands of scraps" will be cleaned up in a day or 2 by birds, racoons, coyotes, and all sorts of other things.
Suppose it isn't?
Do you live in a part of the world that is devoid of life?
And when I say clean, I mean REALLY clean it. Disinfected too, so there's no evidence.
I Like the idea of having a bag to catch the gibs in, but how would you dispose of the bag?
Could also do this near a body of water, and just let the fish eat it.
Feeding some branches through it after would help to get the stuff stuck to the blades.
But honestly though, dissolving it in a bathtub with acid would work. Maybe cutting it up into chunks, then filling a barrel with acid and dumping chunks in would work. Seal the barrel and dump it in the middle of nowhere.
Wow all gone just like that huh? Dump a body in the woods and the birds and animals just eat it all up without a trace huh? Rule of thumb is if body isn't discovered in the woods within 48 hours it will never be found huh? Just throw it in the river and the fish will eat it huh?
Tell me more, you are obviously an expert.
Now the problem with using an acid to dissolve bodies is that you need A LOT of it, as well as a rather large vessel capable of resisting attack by concentrated acids. In addition, you'll still be left with skeletal structures that will need to be crushed to dust and scattered in a remote area.
So acids are out as a truly practical method for body disposal.
My opinion is that George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse has the right idea, as he describes in the song 'Evidence In The Furnace':
In a nutshell: Cut up the body, and feed the pieces through a forced air metalworking furnace. The extreme temperatures will burn away the tissues and cause the bone structures to crumble into a powder, just like what occurs during a 'legal' cremation. You'll be left with a few pounds of bone dust, which can be swept out and scattered in a river.
Good call LordWorm. I forgot to mention that HF rapidly and fatally alters the blood chemistry of someone who happens to be living. It can do this by exposure to as little as 2% of body area. Best to be careful with it :rolleyes:.
No, but unless the raccoons where you live roam in large packs, they won't finish 120+ pounds of meat very quickly.
Dig hole, put woodchipper in hole, chip body, push woodchipper over, bury it all.
If they start digging they find a woodchipper and most likely stop digging.
A knife with a blade of at least 8 inches
A hammer
Weights - anything will do - rocks, lead etcetera
Chicken or fencing wire
Access to a large body of water
The body will be disposed of in the water - easier if you have access to a boat - be mindful to dispose in an area that is not dived / trawled regularly
Open the stomach cavity and stab / slash at the stomache / intestines so gas cannot build up in there. Using the hammer, smash the skull and be sure to split the meninges (the covering of the brain) so gas cannot accumulate there - this will stop the body from floating around in the water.
Using the chicken / fence wire, wrap the body well - place rocks in the stomache cavity and between the legs. You are looking to contain all of the body - over wrap it at least four times and use wire to make sure it is all secure.
This is so parts of the body (arms, legs ecetera) cannot break off and float away.
Dump it in the water - if it is in the sea, after around two weeks it will be a bag of bones.