I have the tendency to say the most inappropriate things at the worst possible times. I always pop jokes out which I find fucking hilarious, but everyone else finds disturbing or offensive (except one of my friends from college, who's just as bad). For example, me and the girlfriend were watching a program on TV last night about people who race their cars on the road and injure/kill people. There was a girl on there who had her pelvis shattered, so I blurted out with "PFFT MY BAD", which didn't go down too well.
My vocabulary also contains many ethnically "offensive" words, and I'm always calling people niggers and chongers. I only hang out with white people so it's not so bad, but I'm going to a party tonight with a Chink and I'm genuinely worried I'll make some kind of joke and offend someone :facepalm:
Wat do?
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Add it all up and you are a retarded, whining nancy liberal.
This. Learn to differentiate between people you can tell offensive things to and people who you can't. It should come naturally. You shouldn't even be feeling like you're holding back when you aren't making offensive jokes. Comes with experience + personality.
Pull your eyes back with some double sided tape to give yourself that asian appearance. If you let an asian joke slip out, it should be all good. After all! It is socially acceptable to lol at ones own culture.