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ok so just a thought that went through my head earlier today..

PacinoPacino Regular
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
ok so men rape women all the time yeah? well why not when we can get a rock hard cock and ram it in there with a bit of saliva (but i bet they get wet anyway) so yeah its pretty simple

but if a woman wanted to rape a man its like wtf how is she gonna get his limp dick inside her? yeah it wont always work and will probably backfire anyway lolol

so thats the reason women dont rape men!

thanks for reading

-pacino
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    Women should always carry around bottles of cabbage juice just in case they need to rape a man - then they can ram the cabbage juice bottle in the man's anus instead of needing a penis.

    Also what's cabbage juice and can I have some?
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    GeneralMcBoozer wrote: »
    The real meaning of this thread is you have erectile disfunction.

    the real meaning of this reply is YOU have erectile dysfunction

    the truth hurts i bet :cool:
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    ok so men rape women all the time yeah? well why not when we can get a rock hard cock and ram it in there with a bit of saliva (but i bet they get wet anyway) so yeah its pretty simple

    but if a woman wanted to rape a man its like wtf how is she gonna get his limp dick inside her? yeah it wont always work and will probably backfire anyway lolol

    so thats the reason women dont rape men!

    thanks for reading

    -pacino

    Lol at you for being a faggot and not getting

    a hard on when a girl rapes you.
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    Lol at you for being a faggot and not getting

    a hard on when a girl rapes you.

    a girl HAS tried to rape me idiot, what would you do if a DRUNK 18st fat bitch comes on to you?

    fucking virgin

    thats shits hard to deal with if you've ever been in the situation
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    a girl HAS tried to rape me idiot, what would you do if a DRUNK 18st fat bitch comes on to you?

    fucking virgin

    thats shits hard to deal with if you've ever been in the situation

    lol at you for being a little bitch and getting

    raped, by a porker
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    i didnt get raped, but i let her suck me off before i left :)
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    In China, we use chopsticks.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    i didnt get raped, but i let her suck me off before i left :)

    fat bitches give good head.


    +1 for you
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  • CommunistDaughterCommunistDaughter Regular
    edited March 2011
    My husband heard a story in one of his EO classes about a girl, a hot curling iron, and an unsuspecting soldier.. :/
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  • Mr. MooMr. Moo Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    a girl HAS tried to rape me idiot, what would you do if a DRUNK 18st fat bitch comes on to you?

    fucking virgin

    thats shits hard to deal with if you've ever been in the situation

    Just do it. fuck your drunk anyways, it beats the hand :fap:
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited March 2011
    Show your tits.
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    i think the body just responds to touch for men

    I've "raped" someone

    For women it's different. If you aren't turned on then you don't get wet and it just ends up hurting.
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    i think the body just responds to touch for men

    I've "raped" someone

    For women it's different. If you aren't turned on then you don't get wet and it just ends up hurting.

    "Someone"???

    Yeah Dude raping a dude is possible, ESPECIALLY IF HE IS PASSED OUT.

    She starts rubbing your cock or whatever ducklips did to me, and it gets hard whether you are awake or not.
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