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Women, farting, relationships

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited March 2011 in Life

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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    If your girl does something you don't like, smack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and loudly say "No". Kinda like teaching a dog not to shit on the carpet, except women are more stubborn.

    You could apply this to farting, if you so chose to. I personally don't care if a girl farts, as long as it's not during sex, or on me.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Its a turn on.

    Especially if they're into scat.
  • GrenGren Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    My girl despises flatulences, I always have to move right away like I'm some dirty animal. So every now and again I just fart on her and tell her to deal with it.
  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    The tables will turn one day :(
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Girls should put up with guys' farts just like guys put up with PMS.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Girls should put up with guys' farts just like guys put up with PMS.

    This. Although I try to not rip ass around people, including my gf.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    i hate pussy farts, especially when your

    hitting it and all you here is fart noises

    and skin slapping.
  • SpeedbagsSpeedbags Regular
    edited March 2011
    I don't like it, but at the same time I let them rip all the time so I have to let her's slide. I don't enjoy being a hypocrite.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited March 2011
    Queefs are cool. Maybe it's because I have a big dick :cool:

    Arse-farts are just plain wrong.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    Girls don't fart.

    /thread
  • edited March 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Girls don't fart.

    /thread

    This.. We fluff.. And it took me well into my marriage to let one go in front of my husband. Hell, I still hold it in when he's around.. :o
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited March 2011
    Nothing wrong with farting in front of each other...everyone has to fart!
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited March 2011
    better out than in
  • edited March 2011
    Not really worth worrying about
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited March 2011
    No biggie sometimes you just have to let it out
  • edited March 2011
    Farting is a personal pleasure and should be enjoyed on ones own, like petting the one eyed snake, which is not advisable in public
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    No biggie sometimes you just have to let it out

    or you might explode...

    a rainbow and skittles
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited March 2011
    I taught my girlfriend how to fart. Before shewould just hold them in until she went to take a shit. Now she farts on me sometimes and gets pouty because I don't hear most of them. Im creating a monster.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited March 2011
    Be proud of your farts with your woman and let her be proud of her own. Now, if she is farting in front of strangers, you have trained her wrong, but in the comfort of your own home, in a loveing a stable relationship if you find each other farting a problem, you have deeper troubles in your relationship.

    When you are with some one, you cannot just cherry pick what you want.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    I taught my girlfriend how to fart. Before shewould just hold them in until she went to take a shit. Now she farts on me sometimes and gets pouty because I don't hear most of them. Im creating a monster.

    lol, I'm dying to do the dutch oven!

    wouldn't be fair though cause I told him to stop cause I HATE it.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited March 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    lol, I'm dying to do the dutch oven!

    wouldn't be fair though cause I told him to stop cause I HATE it.

    Dutch ovens and cupcakes are all part of an LTR...
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    lol dutch ovens.

    and nah man i cant let my girl fart anywhere

    around me. I have herd her and i just laugh at her.

    make her feel very uncomfortable.
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