If your girl does something you don't like, smack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and loudly say "No". Kinda like teaching a dog not to shit on the carpet, except women are more stubborn.
You could apply this to farting, if you so chose to. I personally don't care if a girl farts, as long as it's not during sex, or on me.
My girl despises flatulences, I always have to move right away like I'm some dirty animal. So every now and again I just fart on her and tell her to deal with it.
I taught my girlfriend how to fart. Before shewould just hold them in until she went to take a shit. Now she farts on me sometimes and gets pouty because I don't hear most of them. Im creating a monster.
Be proud of your farts with your woman and let her be proud of her own. Now, if she is farting in front of strangers, you have trained her wrong, but in the comfort of your own home, in a loveing a stable relationship if you find each other farting a problem, you have deeper troubles in your relationship.
When you are with some one, you cannot just cherry pick what you want.
I taught my girlfriend how to fart. Before shewould just hold them in until she went to take a shit. Now she farts on me sometimes and gets pouty because I don't hear most of them. Im creating a monster.
lol, I'm dying to do the dutch oven!
wouldn't be fair though cause I told him to stop cause I HATE it.
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You could apply this to farting, if you so chose to. I personally don't care if a girl farts, as long as it's not during sex, or on me.
Especially if they're into scat.
This. Although I try to not rip ass around people, including my gf.
hitting it and all you here is fart noises
and skin slapping.
Arse-farts are just plain wrong.
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This.. We fluff.. And it took me well into my marriage to let one go in front of my husband. Hell, I still hold it in when he's around..
or you might explode...
a rainbow and skittles
When you are with some one, you cannot just cherry pick what you want.
lol, I'm dying to do the dutch oven!
wouldn't be fair though cause I told him to stop cause I HATE it.
Dutch ovens and cupcakes are all part of an LTR...
and nah man i cant let my girl fart anywhere
around me. I have herd her and i just laugh at her.
make her feel very uncomfortable.