The slightly less retarded thread

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  • edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    Fingers are for amateurs and closet fags. I stepped my game up a bit, I got a homemade dildo now.
    Fingers 're also for poor people.

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1182082/make_your_own_vibrator/

    Upgrade
  • show me your tittiesshow me your titties Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2010
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    all tylers are weenies, known fact.

    LIES, LlES AND SLANDER
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I bet I could get a 150 post combo ITT, but I'm not too sure how frost feels about spamming TRT like we did at zoklet.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »

    Damn, almost has consistency with all the Tylers I told you I knew....
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck yeah, I just realized I got 100 get
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Man ... We had some woods behind where I work and I loved those woods (smoked in 'em a lot. Plus all the blackberries I could gather for only the price of a tick or two.). I then was made to cut it all down. The first day I felled at least 30 trees by hand (they were 10-year old Pinus saplings, not sure what species.) Anyways, I had to kill my friends :(. You appreciate (and lament) life when you are forced to take it away from living wills.

    Shitty. I love felling trees but if it was my forest, I'd be sad about that too. I haven't felled a tree in months though, last time I did was in class when we got taken out to this massive Pinus resinosa (since you used the latin name:p) stand to cut out a trail for this guy. I pretty much just went wild and was felling for eight hours almost non stop. Got kind of sketchy when I got cocky and this chicot got strung up in the canopy of the other trees, so I just booted it full force which caused a 5' tall piece of the dead tree to fall down on me, right in the shoulder. It wasn't too thick, but from 20' up, it doesn't take much to hurt like mawfucka
    Man, that golden spruce story is really interesting. I found there is a book on it but of course its not at my library. :mad:

    It's a pretty good read. I own the book and have read it a couple times. If you can find it, I'd recommend giving it a read.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »

    Lol urban dictionary


    And that snorg tees chick has massive tits!
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I use an ad blocker. :o
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited July 2010
    I do too, but i dont have it block everything. just the shit that gets on my nerves.
  • edited July 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    Shitty. I love felling trees but if it was my forest, I'd be sad about that too. I haven't felled a tree in months though, last time I did was in class when we got taken out to this massive Pinus resinosa (since you used the latin name:p) stand to cut out a trail for this guy. I pretty much just went wild and was felling for eight hours almost non stop. Got kind of sketchy when I got cocky and this chicot got strung up in the canopy of the other trees, so I just booted it full force which caused a 5' tall piece of the dead tree to fall down on me, right in the shoulder. It wasn't too thick, but from 20' up, it doesn't take much to hurt like mawfucka

    I have no experience with felling a tree that large so were you doing this with some sort of a harvester? Seriously you're lucky it didn't hit you in the neck or something.
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    It's a pretty good read. I own the book and have read it a couple times. If you can find it, I'd recommend giving it a read.

    One of these days I need to get this:

    http://www.hammacher.com/Product/78067?source=FROOGLE
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    I have no experience with felling a tree that large so were you doing this with some sort of a harvester? Seriously you're lucky it didn't hit you in the neck or something.



    One of these days I need to get this:

    http://www.hammacher.com/Product/78067?source=FROOGLE

    Just chainsaws. And yeah, it glanced off my hard hat (which is what they're designed for) but then straight down onto my shoulder. I could hardly carry my saw with that one hand the rest of the day.

    Most of my profs worked in the industry in one way or another before teaching and I've heard countless stories of people getting fucked up or killed by chicots (dead standing trees) over the last couple years I've been at school. Up until college I always thought knocking down dead trees was great fun, now they scare me. Well, not scare, but I'm cautious as fuck around them.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    For the forest faggot:
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  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Everyone rate this thread 5 stars. :o
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  • edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    For the forest faggot:
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    :(:(:(:(:(

    Niggers exist in nature too, brah. Mmmmm, nature's vittles.
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    Just chainsaws. And yeah, it glanced off my hard hat (which is what they're designed for) but then straight down onto my shoulder. I could hardly carry my saw with that one hand the rest of the day.

    Most of my profs worked in the industry in one way or another before teaching and I've heard countless stories of people getting fucked up or killed by chicots (dead standing trees) over the last couple years I've been at school. Up until college I always thought knocking down dead trees was great fun, now they scare me. Well, not scare, but I'm cautious as fuck around them.

    Damn, that's some fucked up shit. I guess every good profession has its risks. But next time, don't go kicking load-bearing objects :D.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    :(:(:(:(:(

    Niggers exist in nature too, brah. Mmmmm, nature's vittles.



    Damn, that's some fucked up shit. I guess every good profession has its risks. But next time, don't go kicking load-bearing objects :D.

    Supposedly logging is the deadliest profession in North America. Even though they like to talk up how deadly crab fishing and all that is on shows like Deadliest Catch, it's not really as dangerous as they make it seem. The thing is, when a fisherman dies, it's usually the whole boat sinks and kills everyone, there's rarely a single death. And those accidents are rare themselves these days. Whereas loggers can (and do) get killed one by one (or in groups) all the time in a huge variety of different ways. Falling trees, equipment malfunctions, fires, etc etc

    But yeah I learned my lesson, and luckily didn't get seriously injured in the process. Just a little bruise.
  • edited July 2010
    fractals wrote: »
    This.
    that:cool:

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  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010


    I just posted this in the what are you listening to thread, but fuck it. Song is the shit
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    It's HOT AS BALLS here. 90-some degrees and it's raining.

    As soon as it lets up, it's going to be humid as hell.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah we had a brutal heatwave last week, it was 40C+ everyday with humidex. I was sweating buckets just standing outside, not even doing anything.

    Now it's a mild 33C.

    Also,

  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    BAHAHAHA
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    So mr.blunt, are you in toronto? You should hit up kenny and spenny.
  • edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    bahahaha

    lol
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    OttawaOntarioCanada

    That was my location on totse and all the way through zoklet

    I go to school near (well, closer than Ottawa) to Toronto, next time I'm in the city I'll go looking for their house.

    Turns out a girl I kinda know (friend of a friend type deal, I've met her twice for a grand total of 5 minutes max) was one of the chicks on the boob feeling competition to get her tits squeezed. And my friend's buddy was in that episode chirping Spenny.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010


    Song makes want to get high every time
  • edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    I say we go harvest some Penis elliotti......

    EDIT: As you guys probably noticed, I never got to go on my yearly North Florida expedition I kept talking about before summer in the Zoklet Retarded Thread.:mad:

    I hasn't seen forests in so long... :(

    I better get to go up for hunting season.

    Wann' come down here, holmes? Nugguh, I LIVE in a national forest.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    OttawaOntarioCanada

    That was my location on totse and all the way through zoklet

    I go to school near (well, closer than Ottawa) to Toronto, next time I'm in the city I'll go looking for their house.

    Turns out a girl I kinda know (friend of a friend type deal, I've met her twice for a grand total of 5 minutes max) was one of the chicks on the boob feeling competition to get her tits squeezed. And my friend's buddy was in that episode chirping Spenny.

    I posted their exact address. You don't really have to search for it unless you don't know how to work google maps. :o
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Where did you post it?
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I think it was in the bump when high thread on zoklet. It was one of my thanked posts. I think I used tinypic to upload it.

    If you can't find it, I'll take another screen shot from the DVD.

    Shit, http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1794864&postcount=3898

    They're gone, I'll have to unpack the DVDs.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck went and tracked it down which was hard since I can't log in to my account anymore, and the pics are fucked.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I said that... Here.

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  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Well fuck I didn't refresh the page to see your nifty little edit there.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    Wann' come down here, holmes? Nugguh, I LIVE in a national forest.

    Which state?

    Here, Erorr and Mr. Blunt might like this. This is what I listened to in my indie and punk rock days, went good with Modest Mouse. Kinda surprised I never saw you guys post them.....
  • edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    Which state?

    Here, Erorr and Mr. Blunt might like this. This is what I listened to in my indie and punk rock days, went good with Modest Mouse. Kinda surprised I never saw you guys post them.....

    GA on teh border of TN where heat strokes are more common than the hardwoods.

    Man mah mum listens to indie, alt, and punk to the point where I dislike it.
  • edited July 2010
    So as some of you may know I've been sober lately, working 6 days a week and all.

    Well today I got a $100 tip on my catering job that's $10 bucks an hour. I'm fucking celebrating. I got a 6er of Great Lakes, some beasters that I got for pretty cheap that get me pretty high with my weed tolerance gone, and I parachuted 2 10 vikes, and mixed a half of another 10 vike with a xanny bar for some nose candy tonight. I have 4 hits of acid I got for free, but they've been sitting around at least 2 weeks from the guy I got them off of, he thinks they're already shot. Not gonna take that. But regardless this is my first actual drugstravaganza in over a month and a half, a party or 2 aside that was just booze and weed.

    STAY FUCKIN' HIGH BITCH.
  • BlehBleh Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    STAY FUCKIN' HIGH BITCH.

    No problem!
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited July 2010
    yo yo yo
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
    yo yo yo

    Be sure to come over here and say what zok's master plan was after he reveals it.

    You never answered if it was just him stepping down as admin.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone should try to get ahold of studious to get him over here.

    Good luck and godspeed.
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited July 2010
    hai guiz

    this place feels familiar...
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited July 2010
    what the fuck happened to the retarded thread on zoklet??? well, im at work... been here an hour and i havnt done shit. only 4 other people are here, 2 r interns. this is fun... :rolleyes:

    edit: mike merged a rly old thread with the tarded thread
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    mike was the anti-retarded
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    Someone should try to get ahold of studious to get him over here.

    Hold on, let me call the 1-800-HEAVEN hotline. Maybe St. Pete can have Jesus forward Studious the message......:o
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I PMed Dfg to see if he had any contact info for studious, but he didn't. He's gonna try to pull a few strings with his mod butt buddies over at zoklet to see what he can do.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Also, since that asshole Dose Me doesn't seem to reply to me anymore, can someone who still uses zoklet tell me what the big new plan for zoklet is when the time comes?

    I assume it's just zok stepping down as admin and letting his forum admins step up. That means wires, trueborn, and psycho 8b in command. Wires is a bitch, and trueborn is an asshole, maybe psycho can hold the place together, he's alright by me.
  • sAINTsAINT Regular
    edited July 2010
    Zok is still going to be working behind everyone, as a puppet master. Put that on Gawd brah.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    Also, since that asshole Dose Me doesn't seem to reply to me anymore, can someone who still uses zoklet tell me what the big new plan for zoklet is when the time comes?

    I assume it's just zok stepping down as admin and letting his forum admins step up. That means wires, trueborn, and psycho 8b in command. Wires is a bitch, and trueborn is an asshole, maybe psycho can hold the place together, he's alright by me.

    The plan is to turn it into a site much like this one......
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I've heard the porn site idea thrown around, but that's just stupid. There are plenty of free streaming porno sites out there, I bet most of the contributions to the contributions to the site would just be reposts from other sextube type sites.

    ALSO, THE OFFlClAL RULES TO THlS THREAD
    Its cool to make posts in our fourm. You can post in that thread as much as you would like as long as the post actually says something, not just a post of posts with a period in them or the word the. Yanno? that would just down play bltc when people go to see it.

    Kind of what Mike said when he took reigns of NFHC, but now look how TRT is now. I also suggested that it gets unstickied, because it's guaranteed to be at the top of the page at all times anyway. If it gets to the second page, we've clearly had a lapse in contribution.
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