Remembering Osama Bin Laden [1957-2011]

Totse AnonTotse Anon Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
A warrior and a true fighter of peace, Bin Laden was a fearsome leader and a pedophile. With his mighty sword he molested little girls and fapped to scat born in his free time. Using his will power he created Tora bora cave porn which you can still find on many adult networks.

Famous for raping the US in 2001 by planning an attack on USA soil which people believe is next to impossible, Bin Laden worked his way through various schemes to take the top spot. Thanks to the endless cooperation of USA and Pakistan, Bin Laden has been living in different Harem throughout Pakistan. Marrying innocent girls and fucking them every day while the world bitches about Obamas birth certificate.

It seems strange having lost such a great puppet. Bin Laden helped US achieve their goals, from hanging Saddam to getting high in Afghanistan; USA did everything thanks to the Legend Bin Laden. He never asked for much, except maybe to kill all the infidels, but who can blame. He got raped while he was just a little boy and because of that trauma he felt hatred deep inside him that he needed to take out on something.

Bin Laden in many ways was a closet terrorist. He didn't like blowing up things, in many ways he was forced into doing all those fun things. He didn't plan anything; he was just used as a puppet. If I had some money maybe Bin Laden would be doing strip shows and promoting Totse.info.

During his life, bin laden acted like a King, he fapped in the open air, fucked camels and raped little boys, all in the name of a Religion which is fake and purely created for lulz.

As the sun sets, most people would cry and say they won the war but honestly the war didn't exist anyway. You were all trolled, you're all idiots, bin laden was a pussy puppet and everyone just believes lies.

Isn't it convenient that Laden died just when Obama needed some major support? I guess Laden was really running away for real. Good Mr. Laden, you were a good troll and you helped USA fuck Muslims everywhere. For that, I salute you.

May the bombings never stop, all hail ISLAM?

Comments

  • OutbackOutback Acolyte
    edited May 2011
    Go back to 4chan
  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited May 2011
    What the fuck kind of name is Totse Anon? I read the first paragraph and decided not to continue since I haven't been 12 years old for quite some time.
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited May 2011
    Truely a great man and a fine soldier.
    He will be missed.


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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited May 2011
    I gotta hand it to him, he gave us plenty of hell and died like a man.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited May 2011
    He died hiding behind a woman. That is not how a MAN dies.
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited May 2011
    No, another of the men in the house grabbed his wife against her will. Osama went out firing his weapon.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited May 2011
    No, another of the men in the house grabbed his wife against her will. Osama went out firing his weapon.

    Not according to all news sources I've read.
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, it's still fresh, there's not going to be any consensus for a while.
  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    Not according to all news sources I've read.

    Fuck the news, it's all lies.
    They haven't even killed him, I mean c'mon buryed at sea?
    Does no one else find it slightly suspicious it's taken the worlds 'best' military forces around 10 years to find there most wanted person.:facepalm:
    Even though it was probably not even him that orchestrated the attacks. This is a scam to make Obama seem more credible also following the release of his fake birth record. We all know he was cloned in a testtube. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFKCUFKUCKFUKCUFuck now the 'luminati is gon' come for me 'cos I know what them niggas be doing.:o
  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited May 2011
    Fuck the news, it's all lies.
    They haven't even killed him, I mean c'mon buryed at sea?
    Does no one else find it slightly suspicious it's taken the worlds 'best' military forces around 10 years to find there most wanted person.:facepalm:
    Even though it was probably not even him that orchestrated the attacks. This is a scam to make Obama seem more credible also following the release of his fake birth record. We all know he was cloned in a testtube. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFKCUFKUCKFUKCUFuck now the 'luminati is gon' come for me 'cos I know what them niggas be doing.:o
    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited May 2011
    we all owe thx to pacino!
  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
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