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The holy warrior, the man with an average dick, the Ak-47 pedo, the fearless puppet, yes we're talking about Obama
Bin Laden. During his career Islamic Pedo planned many great things. In this thread we hope to make his plans possible or just discuss his plans and give detailed instructions on how to actually go about doing them.
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- Take control of Afghanistan Border.
- Develop Dirty Bombs.
- Start Sex Slavery
- Sell Drugs to Americans.
- Hack and Control Pakistani ISP's and DDoS various Government websites.
- Target Army Generals.
- Cause riots, bombs Mosques.
- Attack US and other Embassy.
- Target NATO routes.
- Take control of Peshawar region.
- Send trained soldiers to America on student Visa via Pakistan.
- Get funds from various NGO's and fund drug wars.
- Use TCS/OCS/USPS and other services to send bombing making guides that are created to fool Americans.
- Feed old and unused information to the spies.
- Make different Channels over the Internet and recruit more hackers.
- Spread name of Islam with Taliban trademark.
- Kidnap kids and ask for ransom.