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the cruel deception of the massive shit urge

Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
wake up, take a piss, then realize there's a freight train of a shit waiting to be expelled from my asshole

proceed to poop only turds :mad:

couple hours later, the freight train shit urge is back :mad::mad::mad::mad:

this one better be the clog-bomb I've been expecting
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited May 2011
    This happened to me a couple of days ago. I understand your plight and wish you the best of luck. Try a laxative.
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  • culinaryoverlordculinaryoverlord Regular
    edited May 2011
    Try some visualization exercises, trains coming out of tunnels, toothpaste coming out of a tube, a watermelon dropping out of Paris Hiltons fucked out baby cannon, that kind of thing.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    How did it go, Hab?
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    Happens to me from time to time. Makes life fucking shitty.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    I like to hold in my shit for as long as possible. Feels so good coming out.
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  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited May 2011
    RemadE wrote: »
    How did it go, Hab?

    it was delightful :angry::hai::angry:

    and it was a messy one too, also filled the bathroom with my personal brand of eau de poop

    then afterwards I was tossing out a bunch of trash and I found a new box of printer ink, which happened to be the right kind for my printer.

    woot! now I shall finish storing all my stuff, proceed to print off my plane ticket with this newfound ink, and then enjoy a nice walk for some lunch.
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  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited May 2011
    GeneralMcBoozer wrote: »
    Hab, things are looking up for ya, eh?

    they have been, except for that span of a couple days which contained nothing but unfettered balderdash.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    Habaner0 wrote: »
    they have been, except for that span of a couple days which contained nothing but unfettered balderdash.

    Homie it will get better just keep fucking mudslimes.
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  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    I would value the opinions of any female, but probably a pretty females more because I feel it easier to disagree with an unattractive female than an attractive one :)
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    GoingNowhere wrote: »
    I would value the opinions of any female, but probably a pretty females more because I feel it easier to disagree with an unattractive female than an attractive one :)

    Bro : http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=15631

    Pwned?
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  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Bro : http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=15631

    Pwned?

    Dude, sorry man. Im drunk......

    Delete the post if you like, and i'll repost in that thread.

    Edit: When making the comment, I was pretty wasted, my apologies :)
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  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited May 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Homie it will get better just keep fucking mudslimes.

    I'm not your "homie" and that is a repulsive concept. Kindly return to bending over for Hellfire missiles.
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  • LuxJigabooLuxJigaboo Regular
    edited May 2011
    You must resist such urges if you want control over your body! Don't let your anus control your life! Your asshole is not your master!
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