An iPhone application that takes you to the nearest acceptable toilet... — Totseans

An iPhone application that takes you to the nearest acceptable toilet...

Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
wherever you are in the world.

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ITT: Seinfeld quotes.

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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    That would add about 1 billion new POI on all GPS devices for just the U.S. alone. It would be pretty sweet though, but I imagine if you have to take a shit most likely you'd waste more time doing the potty dance trying to squeeze your butt checks to stop the overflow of shit coming out your anus than if you just ran around screaming "WHERES THE TOILET! I'M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS!"
  • SliceSlice Regular
    edited July 2010
    It won't be long before there's an app. JUST WATCH
  • PeoplePeople Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    That would add about 1 billion new POI on all GPS devices for just the U.S. alone. It would be pretty sweet though, but I imagine if you have to take a shit most likely you'd waste more time doing the potty dance trying to squeeze your butt checks to stop the overflow of shit coming out your anus than if you just ran around screaming "WHERES THE TOILET! I'M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS!"
    Slice wrote: »
    It won't be long before there's an app. JUST WATCH

    These people didn't read the OP. Seinfeld quotes god dammit!!:mad::mad::mad:

    SERENITY NOOOOOOOWWWWWW

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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Slice wrote: »
    It won't be long before there's an app. JUST WATCH

    I await this app. :cool:
  • SliceSlice Regular
    edited July 2010
    People wrote: »
    Seinfeld quotes god dammit!!:mad::mad::mad:

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    NO SOUP FOR YOU! :mad:
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    This thread is full of hardcore faggots :mad:

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    not that there's anything wrong with that!
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    People wrote: »
    These people didn't read the OP. Seinfeld quotes god dammit!!:mad::mad::mad:

    SERENITY NOOOOOOOWWWWWW

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    People actually watched Seinfield? Fraiser FTW


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  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited July 2010
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    HELLO BOYS
    sup :o
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    That would add about 1 billion new POI on all GPS devices for just the U.S. alone. It would be pretty sweet though, but I imagine if you have to take a shit most likely you'd waste more time doing the potty dance trying to squeeze your butt checks to stop the overflow of shit coming out your anus than if you just ran around screaming "WHERES THE TOILET! I'M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS!"

    Funny thing is I witnessed a guy run into a macdonalds the other day squezzing his ass while running towards the bathroom

    He was screaming something about shitting himself

    i laughed so hard that i fell out of my seat
  • Native ReserveNative Reserve Regular
    edited July 2010
    Funny thing is I witnessed a guy run into a macdonalds the other day squezzing his ass while running towards the bathroom

    He was screaming something about shitting himself

    i laughed so hard that i fell out of my seat

    fuckin lolz :eek:
  • skyclaw441skyclaw441 Regular
    edited July 2010
  • VermicideVermicide Regular
    edited July 2010
    Never really liked Seinfeld that much, love Curb Your Enthusiasm though. The bit where he;s been smoking weed and talks to himself in the mirror is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Tv.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3lwPd-GGn4
  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    These pretzels are making me thirsty
  • Fuck the FBIFuck the FBI Regular
    edited July 2010
    But I don't want to be a pirate...! USA-Today_-Seinfeld_puffy-pirate-shirt.jpg
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