I hate it when guys cum on my face.

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edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Who agrees? :o

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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited May 2011
    i hate it when bitches hate it :mad:
  • edited May 2011
    i hate it when bitches hate it :mad:

    This. When they cringe up their face like I'm about to punch her in the face it kinda removes some of the fun...
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited May 2011
    I like the pain in their eyes. The "I wish I hadn't done this" look.
  • edited May 2011
    Before you're about to blow your load on a womans face, tell her that you don't think you're going to be able to finish very soon. Then when she's asking why, fire away!
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    I like the pain in their eyes. The "I wish I hadn't done this" look.
    This
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited May 2011
    I think you'll find that nearly every man likes to cum on the face of the person they are doing the sex with. You should only let someone you really like do that.
  • edited May 2011
    I think you'll find that nearly every man likes to cum on the face of the person they are doing the sex with. You should only let someone you really like do that.

    That seems obvious enough. Unless you're a whore, then you need to git that paper homie.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited May 2011
    never had anyone cum on my face before and I imagine it would be icky...
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited May 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    never had anyone cum on my face before and I imagine it would be icky...


    Nothing a quick wipe with a damp cloth won't cure :D
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    never had anyone cum on my face before and I imagine it would be icky...

    WHAAAA :eek:

    well what are you waiting for Cinderella,

    lets get some cream on that pretty face of yours. :fap::fap:
  • DaGuruDaGuru Mite
    edited May 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    and I imagine it would be icky...


    Icky huh? This coming from the same gender that does god knows what to themselves just to walk out the door in the morning? All the plucking, waxing, shaving, primping, fussing? All the chemicals you put on your face and body in the form of makeup or perfumes....and now suddenly a liquid that doesn't come in a Revlon bottle gets squirted on you, and its all "yucky" to the point you have to treat it like some toxic battery acid? :confused:
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited May 2011
    Just blow on the guy's head(dick) really hard when he's cumming and hope that the cum soars over you.
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