Post Your PI Here!

StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
ITT: we post our PI. I am married and live in a giant white van that travels all over the midwest of USA. I am 23 yo and am originally from MS. See the sexual attractiveness thread for my pic. Thats the PI I'm willing to post.

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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited June 2011
  • edited June 2011
    I am a Black shemale from Wisconsin. I live in an upturned cardboard box - I used to have a PVC one but raccoons ran away with it when I was trying to find some roadkill to feed my 17 daughters, all of which were the product of my Father as a result of inbreeding. I am 13 years old, see the child molesters database for my pic.

    That's not PI, the whole town knows more about what I'm like on the inside than I do, if you know what I mean.
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited June 2011
    Hmmm, I'll bite.

    I'm 16 (inb4underageb&) 17 in a week or so, I have a girlfriend and I am unemployed. I host and control the Official Totse IRC Server and I want to go to film school.

    I also have a picture of me in the sexual attractiveness thread.
  • princessprincess Regular
    edited June 2011
    Average citizen by day and St. Canard's resident superhero by night.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited June 2011
    i am not a crook. my name is john jacob jingleheimer schmidt. when people see me they shout. i hate ketchup, and i don't care for pancakes.
  • edited June 2011
    The truth is - I don't post any of my own information onto sites like these, or on the internet at all unless I absolutely have to for banking purposes. And even then, I use totally different email addresses and passwords. Man, I'm paranoid. I like my safety blanket of paranoia though :)
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2011
    I work for the FBI Cyber Intelligence Unit. I use a VPN to connect from Pakistan. I have someone living Pakistan who takes pictures of random places. I am watching and logging everything. Did I mention I came from the future.

    I am a Jew.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited June 2011
    I don't really exist anywhere but in your mind.
  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited June 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    The truth is - I don't post any of my own information onto sites like these, or on the internet at all unless I absolutely have to for banking purposes. And even then, I use totally different email addresses and passwords. Man, I'm paranoid. I like my safety blanket of paranoia though :)

    So I gather you don't use face book either:D
    Seriously I don't even like wearing a name tag at work.
  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited June 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    I work for the FBI Cyber Intelligence Unit. I use a VPN to connect from Pakistan. I have someone living Pakistan who takes pictures of random places. I am watching and logging everything. Did I mention I came from the future.

    I am a Jew.
    So you really are from New Jersey then?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    ok my turn

    Steven Hodge
    100 North Santa Rosa Boulevard apt 602
    San Antonio, tx 78207

    ph. (210)646-9845
    Email: [email protected]

    anything else?

    Oh i will not post my SS! even though i have life lock nigga!
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2011
    angryonion wrote: »
    So you really are from New Jersey then?

    Dammit fucking MTV Jersey Shore.
  • edited June 2011
    I am a prophet who descends from his hermit's life in the mountains only to perform a glass-eating show at a wandering freak-show. Hey, it's a living.:rolleyes:
  • edited June 2011
    As soon as I figure out who or where I am I will be happy to share it with the community. As much as I love to talk about myself...

    Aww hell, I can't resist; I was born in the small tourist town of Penticton, British Columbia, Canada. I am a cook by trade, but have spent time in coal mines, foundries, the construction industry, a porn shop, and have occasionally grown weed and sold cocaine for fun and profit(not for 10+ years). I call myself culinaryoverlord not so much because I am an awesome Chef, but because I can work my trade anywhere, anytime, and under conditions that would make most cooks cry and shit themselves.

    I was raised in the Bahai faith but am now a a rationalist atheist. If I were to define myself with two opposing and balancing forces they would be the quest for knowledge and mindless self indulgence.

    My upbringing taught me that being a nice courteous person is the best way to get what I want in the short term, and leaves people unprepared when I stab them in the back. My best friends describe me as having a caring and selfless nature, but most of the time I don't know what the fuck they are talking about. I have also heard that I scare people a little.

    I always pay my debts, public and private. If you help me move, I will help you move, if you lent me $20 last month on your payday, I will lend you my last $20 three days before my payday if it is for a good reason.

    Until I was forced to get a pre paid credit card account to receive my direct deposit pay, I worked on a cash basis, and had no bank account for 18 years. For 16 of those I had no ID. I have no credit record. I am not paranoid, I just resist engaging in aspects of society I consider harmful, like banks, and government. I have voted twice, both times out of spite.

    I am fat but I carry it well. I have a smaller than average penis, but unless a woman is really hung up on cock size, I have no problem making her happy. I am unashamed of the things I do that some would consider perverted, small minds, small pleasures.

    I am honest to a fault with my friends, and lie like a bastard to anyone else if it suits my needs.

    I can drink with the best of them, maybe not as fast, and I can't pound back shots of hard liquor, but if you want to engage me in a drinking competition, you had best have some time on your hands because I can kill off a 26oz of whiskey, make breakfast, and crack another.

    I love getting high, and will try anything once. I have never had a serious substance abuse problem because I have a work ethic that is better than most, my job is the well, and I will not taint it, although I dig new wells rather often. I can cook dinner for 130 people and organize a crew of five rolling on 3 caps of 2-cb. I have drank enough that I do not remember working the last half of a shift, but those I worked with just said I was more quiet and focused than usual. My favorite drugs are all of them except for ketamine. I do not feel any empathy while high on E, but when good and drunk I feel a great love for the world and my fellow man.

    I am a good shot with a 22, a 60-70lb recurve bow, and a slingshot. I have no fighting skills, and have not been in a fistfight in my adult life. I front tough guy right down to the leather, but for some reason nobody ever calls me on it. Truth be told, given the way I run my mouth, I am long overdue for an ass kicking, but I can spot those that are willing to throw a fist, and make sure I don't give them a reason. If I was called out for something I had said, I would be scared as hell, and I'm not really sure if I would man up or hit the back door. If violence was unavoidable I like to think I would use the most swift and decisive way to end the situation regardless of consequence. If anyone posed a serious threat to the ones I love I would kill them.

    My biggest regret in life is not learning to sing and play guitar from my mother when I was young, she (was)is a folk musician, and if I hadn't considered shitting on her music a part of my teenage rebellion I could have learned a lot. I write prose and poetry, I play guitar and base, I can produce something that approximates art . I do these things without any great goal in mind, and as such do them rather poorly, but the process of learning a skill and applying it in even a half assed way, heightens my appreciation for literature, music, and art. As for other regrets, I have very, very, few.

    I love my girlfriend, and the culinaryunderling growing in her belly, I am steeling myself against the changes this will bring. Sometimes I am scared as hell, sometimes I cry with joy.

    Totse.com and totse.info are the only online communities I have ever really involved myself in. If you google my real name, you get a thread I started on the Tom Swift fansite that rolled on and on for some reason. I was a part of a chatroom on Pogo once, one of the rooms in one of the golf games called "in the rough", it was actually a fairly tight community, and we exchanged mail and mix cd's.

    My greatest fear is to die slowly in a confined space, like a crushed car, or buried by an avalanche. I have significant death anxiety, and dread the moment I know I am drawing my last breath, it seems unfair for some reason, even though my rational mind knows all things must end.

    Hmm, anything else? Oh yeah, I am a racist prick, but still try to treat everyone I meet as individuals. I might smack the fags around a bit, but too many of my friends and family are queer for me to have any real problems with it.

    I am an accomplished hitchiker, and have no fear of being alone in unfamiliar territory.

    My favorite tv show is Doctor Who.

    That is all.

    C/O
    "you said personal information, right?, fuck I love Me, I am just so damned interesting, TL;DR?, wow, you missed out, this shit is gold, man, GOLD!"
  • edited June 2011
    My greatest fear is to die slowly in a confined space, like a crushed car, or buried by an avalanche. I have significant death anxiety, and dread the moment I know I am drawing my last breath, it seems unfair for some reason, even though my rational mind knows all things must end.

    This sounds exactly like me... I know exactly how you feel when you sometimes find yourself in a confined space, too. For me though, it's mostly the idea of being buried alive. Anything underground creeps me out, but being above ground in a crushed car wouldn't be too bad.

    I don't even let people bury me in the sand at the beach, lol.
  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited June 2011
    i killed several people and i have a dungeon in my basement where i keep a 10 year old girl. i feed her rice and water and rape her daily
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited June 2011
    i am not a crook. my name is john jacob jingleheimer schmidt. when people see me they shout. i hate ketchup, and i don't care for pancakes.

    ^ this is true .
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited June 2011
    Hi. My name is Taylor Swift. I'm 21 and currently staying at the LaSalle hotel with my bffs Selena and Abigail. If you want to know more about me, pm me for my #. Kinda bored right now, Selena wants me to go down on her but i prefer abigail's red landing stripe.
  • edited June 2011
    I am married, I have 3 children, and I am super neato.. :D
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