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35-Year-Old Arrested for using Facebook *Poke* against a 13-Year-Old.

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edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
It was just a harmless Poke, says 35-year-old Jeff Hunter. He was caught when Suzie parents found about the Poke feature. I was horrified, says Miss Kathy. I thought Facebook was safe for my kids.

This old trend of poking is quite common on Facebook. Parent have filed multiple Sexual harrasment complaints againt strangers poking their daughters via Facebook. When Totse asked Facebook Customer Rep, we got no response from them. They basically stonewalled us.

Suzie parents filed a sexual harassment case against Mr. Hunter. He pleased guilty to poking and is now jailed for a week without bail. Mr. Hunter believes he was wrongly accused and the feature was harmless.

Suzie parents are furious over this feature and have restricted Suzie Internet access and deleted her Facebook account. According to our research Suzie step father is a registered sex offender.


We will keep you updated as the story develops. Stay tuned.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2011
    NaziMick wrote: »
    Facebook is for Pedo's and kids.

    It truly is:
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited June 2011
    Fucking LOL, are you massively trolling everyone who reads your Tweets? I nearly bought the story in your OP but I realized it was posted in HB :facepalm:
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited June 2011
    I know something even worse
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  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited June 2011
    LOL. Yea fucking right. "Jeff Hunter"
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    [ame=" - A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash[/ame]
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