yeah at least i accepted it though, and now i'm just gonna have as much fun as i can
but when you start giving that attribute to specific things in life, you're only depriving yourself of the rich sensual experience that life can give you.
Arleybob you getting used. This bitch cant get public assistance for 10 years so you are responsible for her for 10 years after the marriage even if you are divorced. So watch your back if you are retarded enough to marry her that after 9 years she'll get knocked up so when she can leave you with a green card/citizenship she'll get a source of income for another 18 years from you and can abuse the system for the same amount of time.
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Nope not jelly.
What country are you from?
i live in Canada. I had a dream about this girl once and my being yearned for her all day afterwards.
i met her on couchsurfing.org and was supposed to sleep at her place during my hitchhiking trip but i didn't make it that far.
and now we've fallen madly in love
You are a fucking genius. It's like you've proved the theory of relativity wrong
OK THEN YOU SHOULD FUCK HER A LOT, HAVE KIDS, AND THEN DIVORCE!
It'll be fun.
i won't be able to leave the country for a few years, so you'll have to come up here. it's okay it's a nice place
that's my plan but i don't wanna divorce her because i'm in love with her
Remember, if she doesn't want kids, she's just using you until she gains the right to be a slave*cough* I mean citizen :o
Dude, you should be leik, "Hey baby, do you have any other couches I can ride? :cool:"
:cool:
LOL
like ride her couch? sounds like something like open her curtains or vaccuum her carpet
No, no, no :facepalm:
Just... just fuck your couch, nigga
I can agree to this. I bet she has a long needle in her vag so when you fuck her it stabs your little peehole and it also poisons you.
Good luck
you niggas never been in love before? not even e-love?
That's a piss poor attitude son.
but when you start giving that attribute to specific things in life, you're only depriving yourself of the rich sensual experience that life can give you.
edit: I meant "sensory"
You ain't gettin any bitch pregnant any time soon
my sauce is so potent my underwear has a skeletal figure
If you wear that nutsack bra, brah, it'll rub against your nuts and it'll kill sperm production due to the static electricity
I don't think chicks dig guys with elephantiasis
plus i also can shrink it down with a simple cold shower
Oh wait, I don't think you would know that
jk
Maybe this couch chick has a fucked up fetish on it.