Would you fuck a pregnant chick? — Totseans

Would you fuck a pregnant chick?

ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
edited October 2011 in Life
I mean think about it, sticking your dick while she's got a bun in the oven seems like something only a mad man would do.

I wonder if you could deform the baby by doing that :( I mean the baby could be born with a dent in it's skull and shit *checks for dent in skull but finds none*

I mean, anal sex is another option but the feeling of taboo you would get would be crazy. I think you could murder the baby with your money shot (which would probably have a psi of 10000 lol)
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    Do you think your parents remained celibate for 9 months?
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Do you think your parents remained celibate for 9 months?

    Are you telling me you fucked your wife while she was preggo?

    And besides, my dad was 16.5 when they conceived me LOL
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    Are you telling me your dad didn't?
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Are you telling me your dad didn't?

    He was around 16.5 during that time so I wouldn't be too sure.

    MY question was asking whether or not you would do it.

    I wouldn't because I mean shit, think about the baby.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    You are operating under false information. There is no risk to the baby. It is in the womb not the vagina.
  • edited July 2011
    Fucking a pregnant person would be exactly the same as doing it with someone who isn't pregnant, so yes, I would.
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    You are operating under false information. There is no risk to the baby. It is in the womb not the vagina.

    I know, but I was talking out of my ass.

    You would need a big dick and ignorance to poke the baby.

    But sadly, I know you probably only have ignorance :P
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited July 2011
    Shit's on my fucked up bucket list, mang.
    made my first check when I was 18.
    Two girls in the course of a day.
    Way easier than anticipated.
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Shit's on my fucked up bucket list, mang.
    made my first check when I was 18.
    Two girls in the course of a day.
    Way easier than anticipated.

    Did you shoot your load in her?
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited July 2011
    how old are you op 12?? I had plenty of sex while pregnant...my boobs were huge! definitely worth being knocked up for :D
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh man pregnant girls are my fetish. Especially if its your own baby. Its like a double edge sword, your life is over, but damn does your girl look hot.
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    how old are you op 12?? I had plenty of sex while pregnant...my boobs were huge! definitely worth being knocked up for :D

    Read the whole thread next time, chub :o
    Oh man pregnant girls are my fetish. Especially if its your own baby. Its like a double edge sword, your life is over, but damn does your girl look hot.

    Ok, now that's just fucking weird.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited July 2011
    i did read the whole thread fag
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    Fuck yes i would.
  • BrightBright Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2011
    Zenfilade wrote: »
    I wonder if you could deform the baby by doing that :( I mean the baby could be born with a dent in it's skull and shit *checks for dent in skull but finds none*
    Where did you get this....
    And yeah I would fuck her
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Anyone who wouldn't have sex with an attractive pregnant woman is a faggot, PERIOD.
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    i did read the whole thread fag

    Pardon me, I should have told you to comprehend the whole thread :o

    Cunt.
    Bright wrote: »
    Where did you get this....
    And yeah I would fuck her

    I was being ironic and sarcastic :facepalm:
    Animus wrote: »
    Anyone who wouldn't have sex with an attractive pregnant woman is a faggot, PERIOD.

    I never said she was attractive or unattractive :o
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    People, you must understand, Zenfilade has the mental age of a 12 year old, he probably sits home at night wondering "how babby is formed".
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Dude, you really suck at talking shit.

    You should just stick to lurking.
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Every single thing I've seen made by you is shit. Deal with it.
  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited July 2011
    OP is still a virgin. :o
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited July 2011
    I would fuck the shit out of the op's preggo mom. :fap:
  • edited July 2011
    How awsome wouldn't it be if her water broke the moment you penetrated her?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    Biology tells me it's no different, but as someone who frequently hits the cervix, it does cross my mind that I may fuck the kid up somewhat. Anal doesn't bother me (if anything she enjoys it more in the right mood), but meh. I probably would give in, and I know hormonal rushes on the female side would beg for a dicking.

    That said, my girl and I are rigidly opposed to having kids. Never met a girl like it. Fucking great :D
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    RemadE wrote: »
    That said, my girl and I are rigidly opposed to having kids. Never met a girl like it. Fucking great :D
    SAAAAAAAME

    High five!
  • MordFustangMordFustang Regular
    edited July 2011
    Definitely.

    Wouldn't it be awesome if she kept ovulating and you could get her pregnant again and again?

    After the first one is born she'll have another one in a week and so on.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited July 2011
    Definitely.Wouldn't it be awesome if she kept ovulating and you could get her pregnant again and again?After the first one is born she'll have another one in a week and so on.
    NO, Most definitely no it wouldn't be awesome .... Lol!
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited July 2011
    Zenfilade wrote: »
    Did you shoot your load in her?

    Thought I'd used more clarity in my statement.
    I've checked off things from my bucket list.
    Banging a pregnant chick is still in the works.
    However, yes. Yes I would, if only for the admittedly false, yet humorous, presumption i'm cumming on an unborn child.
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited July 2011
    if she was less than 4 months pregnant i would

    not with that fat bulge tho
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited July 2011
    MegaKush wrote:
    if she was less than 4 months pregnant i would

    not with that fat bulge tho

    I find a big belly sexy. I don't like fat bitches, just bitches with a pot-belly.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited July 2011
    dont know if this has been said yet but its recommended by doctors to have sex it makes the child birth less intense and can induce labor towards the end.

    i never wanted to fuck a prego girl before because that just meant they were very fertile and i didnt want to risk it

    now that my fiance is prego i have no choice and it seems the vagina is much tighter during pregnancy and man who has fucked a prego can vouch for that

    but you have to be careful fucking a prego females can get pregnant wile being pregnant i know a brother and sister who are 6 months apart so its true but rare

    (wow first actual post )
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited July 2011
    Can't get the bitch pregnant twice.....so yes....yes I would!
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited July 2011
    actualy if you read what i said born killer you can get her pregnant twice
  • edited July 2011
    Not my thing at all but if she paid I would... Or if she wasnt that far along
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2011
    To much to read so I am just going to skip down here and right that no I could never fuck a prego chick not because I would be worried about harming the child, but for moralistic reasons. I just cant process the thought of having sex with a prego girl. Although I was not aware the my ex was prego with my baby for two months and had sex with her all the time. But like i said it has nothing to do with the baby itself it is only the moral aspect of things so when I found out it bugged me but of course during I didnt even notice. Globviously.
  • edited July 2011
    What if it was a girl that you got pregnant and you used a condom and the condom came off and went up inside her then when she's giving birth the baby came out with a condom the doctor would think your an idiot. That probably would not happen but I worry about it allot.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2011
    OKay i seriously hope to god you are just trolling us right now demonic.
  • edited July 2011
    Yeah, that's pretty much all I do unless I find a good news story to share.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2011
    Haha okay. Seriously though imagine how many people are actually truly worried about shit that stupid. Oh and nice troll. I asked but that doesnt mean I didnt believe you were possibly serious. You should have kept me going a while longer.
  • Chris HansenChris Hansen Regular
    edited July 2011
    Of course I would. It would be massive win!
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited August 2011
    Yes I would...and have done many times :)
  • TraumTraum Regular
    edited August 2011
    I see no problem in this. My ex and myself fucked up until about a week before she had her baby. As long as it's not hurting the female or causing and problems, there is nothing wrong with it. I'll be damned if I'm not gonna get any for nine months.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited August 2011
    No.

    But if she wanted to fuck me, then maybe I would consider it.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited August 2011
    hell yeah i would fuck a preggers bitch
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2011
    If my wife were pregnant I would fuck the shit out of her. Her boobs would get bigger and so would her ass. We have great sex as is, I can only imagine it would get even better. Even if she gets nauseous and throws up hot sick all over my dick I wouldn't mind.

    OP you need to get out more. Get off the internet for a while and go experience some stuff. Go out to a bar or a club. Find you a pregnant chick and fuck her then come back here with pics and tell us the whole story. You won't be disappointed and you'd better not disappoint us. I have the sneaking suspicion that you are still in grade or highschool though so I won't be surprised if you do.
  • TraumTraum Regular
    edited August 2011
    In my experience most pregnant chicks seem to be hornier than non-pregnant chicks.

    Also if they are pregnant... you don't have to pull out!
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited August 2011
    If its a nice sexy bump then yes I would.
    If shes one of of those duffers who just get big then no.

    Weirdest ( and sexyist) thing I have ever seen is a chick with a bun in the oven making out with another chick at a gig.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited August 2011
    I banged the fuck out of my baby mama till she was 8 months. Some of the greatest sex i had with a

    plump girl. the best position was doggie. So yes do it. and like it.

    I never tried, but would love for a prego thats not my kid give me a BJ then swallow my load.

    lol @ the baby eating cum at an early age.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2011
    ^ This man knows what is going on. You have to instill those good habits as early as possible.

    For the record OP, you can't harm the baby by fucking the girl. Your dick isn't even coming close. Especially not with as small as it is.
  • mandingomandingo Regular
    edited September 2011
    casue the chick is my wife ahah and no it dosnt deform the baby
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