I once believed that everyone masturbates. I thought that people who say they don't are lying about it out of shame or modesty. I have only in the past year accepted that some people really just don't do it. It's a foreign concept to me because if without sex I am a chronic masturbater. I don't do it very often anymore because I don't have to these days when I do I usually in a hurry so its a simple quick jerk to get the job done. No lotion or oil "nothing but sweat inside my hand". Long ago however I would make sessions and that lasted for hours have a good time with myself. There was ball play and nipple rubbing and squeezing and biting myself and lotion and spit as well as light touching and gentle strokes with deliberate teasing to specific areas. I've made myself cum on without having to hold my penis in my hand. I've also fucked a certain pillow.
What do you do? We all have our quirks and fancies. There is no shame to be had about it because in some ways we are all sick fucks. So let's here your techniques.
:eek: fucking dirty mother fucker.:facepalm:
I can't leave out the lotion though. It just doesn't work.
I don't fucking understand how anyone would find dry masturbation pleasurable, yet many people do it.
Saliva also counts as lube.
Seriously, masturbation is better than sex.
wtf does that have to do with you, stupid nigger.
I jerk it in the shower. then cum my bar of soap then use it to wash myself
I will now imagine you masturbating furiously whenever you post anything, ever.
My feelings are mixed.
In entirely unrelated news, I rub it dry.
Also, I find the shower to be over-stimulating, and flaky jizz turns up in weird places hours later.
Hot, now I add a special update for you whenever I post.
Penis Update: Sleeping with a dull smile.
Christ, man, how?
Is it easier if you're uncut?
Cum loads like a pig orgasm last longer too.
Uncuttus Phallus here and the foreskin is like a turtleneck. Better with lube and stimulating the bellend directly but without it it still works. It's like when you have a fuck on your chest and you want to itch it but without making it bleed so you itch it though your shirt.
Good to have you back.
Wrong clip actually. I will try and find the right one. If you know louis CK you would get what reference it was supposed to be right away. But I will try and find you a clip. And replace it with the original. Sense you asked so nicely.
Bro at least try.
I learned a new technique thanks to Paco, you just turn your cat over and rub your dick against her fur. Orgasmic.
You could do that. Orrrrr... you could turn the cat over and try something else. Its small but I am sure you can fit.