...... If the amount of marijuana smoke you produce is considered a significant regional source of pollution by the EPA, and they mandate that you must install catalytic converters on all of your smoking paraphernalia.....
You decide to cook a pizza and play video games while it cooks, go to check on how it's doing only to find that you haven't turned the oven on or put the pizza in.
You decide to cook a pizza and play video games while it cooks, go to check on how it's doing only to find that you haven't turned the oven on or put the pizza in.
Hahaha, this always ends up happening.
You know you smoke to much when everyone at the Mcdonalds starts asking you to hook them up with bud after work, and you never formally met them before that.
You know you smoke too much when you call the Cops on yourself and end up on the national news all because your Mother that lets you live in her house free of charge drank the coffee you stole from Starbucks.
When your a cop and you take some weed that you confiscated and make pot brownies with it and do too much and you call 911 and tell them that you think you and your wife are dead. if you haven't heard this 911 tape (it's pretty old) you absolutely have to listen to this shit.
When your a cop and you take some weed that you confiscated and make pot brownies with it and do too much and you call 911 and tell them that you think you and your wife are dead. if you haven't heard this 911 tape (it's pretty old) you absolutely have to listen to this shit.
That shit is hilarious.
You know you are smoke too much when you post a thread like this:
I knew I smoked too much when I had 3 missed calls, 4 seperate kicks on my door and 10 texts as I was needed for an emergency but too stoned to wake up.
When you get so high yo can't remember where you stashed your pot
Happened to me like twice this year.
This. Happens every time, come up with some elaborate place and then forget. Find it instantly if you get high again though. "Oh, that's right, it's in the middle box among 30 identical boxes on the second shelf in my closet. OF COURSE!".
You know you've smoked too much when you get doublevision.
Or when you start to freak out when your friends dad comes in the room and everyone is passing around a pipe, only for him to load a bowl and you remember he's on your team
I knew I smoked too much when I had 3 missed calls, 4 seperate kicks on my door and 10 texts as I was needed for an emergency but too stoned to wake up.
lol Dude that sounds more like you shot up too much heroin.
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Lol I did that like 2 weeks ago.
You know you smoke too much when you're pawning shit just to pay off fronts from your buddy. I'm doing this today, lol.
That's how you know you haven't smoked enough. My tolerance woudn't permit me that if I begged it. Maybe if I ate hash brownies ....
Been there before .... I try my best not to front because of it.
You smoke to much when you wake up in the middle of the night JUST to smoke.
when you don't know why you were sleeping in a bathtub full of bacon
Also when you don't know the difference between to and too.
Hahaha, this always ends up happening.
You know you smoke to much when everyone at the Mcdonalds starts asking you to hook them up with bud after work, and you never formally met them before that.
Happened to me like twice this year.
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/05/alleged-coffee-clash-leaves-psl-police-with-grounds-for-arrest.html
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/05/brandon_scott_quintana_florida.php
That shit is hilarious.
You know you are smoke too much when you post a thread like this:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=176280
Zoklet is full of freaks sometimes. :facepalm:
This. Happens every time, come up with some elaborate place and then forget. Find it instantly if you get high again though. "Oh, that's right, it's in the middle box among 30 identical boxes on the second shelf in my closet. OF COURSE!".
You know you've smoked too much when you get doublevision.
Or when you start to freak out when your friends dad comes in the room and everyone is passing around a pipe, only for him to load a bowl and you remember he's on your team
lol Dude that sounds more like you shot up too much heroin.