Going to the beach. Currently however, I am sitting in my computer chair half naked and in desperate need of a turd, which I will probably be taking prior to having a shower. Anyway, today I will be getting on the bike and cycling a few miles to the beach, where I will hopefully find a semi-safe place to lock my bike up and hope that it doesn't get broken. I hate locking up bikes in public places, I always feel as though the tires will get slashed or deflated, or that the wheels will be stolen :facepalm: I live in a shit hole, it's probably worse than Pakistan! I better go, that shit is literally touching cloth now.
What are you doing today? I really hope it's something more interesting than taking a shit, but we can only hope. After all, this IS Totse
Go on, do your worst.
Honestly, that's my plan for the day. Recover and revise...then go on to finish the guide I have half done with the leftover motivation.
Oh and I got an £87 tax rebate :hai:
Edit: Found this - http://dailybooth.com/giannacarly/16085971
Now I'm just fucking around on the internet until my dad gets home so we can watch some south park or some shit....
I then went to CVS to fill the prescription for Percocet the Dr. gave me, did my groecery shopping, went to the post office to cash a US postal money order I received in the mail yesterday and made fun of the old biddy (and I call you old you are fucking ancient) who was anal about the fact that even though I was the only person there I did not walk through the roped of que area on my approach to her window.
That was all before noon and since then I have been held hostage in Skype by Dfg.
of zombies followed by another jerk session. Then went to best buy, ate some tacos
from a beaner truck. More jerking, followed by weed.
Now totse, weed, and jerk
I see a pattern emerging....
I love day trips to Philly, so much better shit than NYC and not half as touristy. I played bocci in little Italy I THINK, it was some chillass park. Ate a French toast bagel with chocolate chip creamed cheese with a yoohoo at some strange shop,walked through south street and olde city and Chinatown up Race street,bought a cool wind up chicken. Broke a piano upstairs of an electronics shop. Ate a cheesesteak and watched a Guy get hit by a car. Talked to avguy trying to raise money to send him to somewhere to help kids. Called him a pedofile and laughed. Smoked a pipe with some hipsters, drank at Fat Tuesdays. Went to Washington square,got totally lost in a rich part of the city. Chased a bus that had streamers taped to it,made a cab follow him for three blocks, turned around and went to broad street, checked out the ball park, countedffffffffffffffffffff bums and shopping carts. Gave a dollar to an awake one. Asked for change. Got changed from sweaty clothes into my packed outfit. Took the express train, then another train. Begged the parking attendant for a cheaper fare. Didn't get it. Some Guy started screaming at the attendant. Sat on my horn until the Guy ran away. The Guy said thanks. Still didn't refunds my fare. Made off on my way home, to Bel air.
Sorry for the syntax I'm exhausted.
Rinse and repeat for the next 3 days.
Today, I am planning on visiting a sewing machine shop to check out some of the models. I hope to make my own clothes one day but being realistic, I'd like to at least be able to hem pants & jeans.
So what is in a Biriyani in Pakistan. In the UK, it is normally rice that is seasoned, flovoured and herbed and has other vegitable ingredients added. It is normally served with a curry sauce, my understanding is that with most biriyani they are vegitable curries with a meat dish served not cooked with the curry sauce. Is it the same in Pakistan?
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Well that and recovering from the stoned Chinese buffet from last night.
Don't you hate it when you start to fall asleep when you're driving? It's the worse when you're constantly nodding off, waking up, then nodding off again...
You're creepy, btw. :mad:
What did your dumbass kid do to deserve to go to court? You should try bitch slapping him around the head, that should sort him out
Why are you always waiting for your dad?
I'm usually waiting for my dad because when he gets home we either go to work or we have something else planned.
I don't have a dad. :sad: