Making Love to Cats as Told By Paco
I have been talking to Paco a lot recently, he tells me everything and just yesterday on Teamspeak he shared his love for cats. According to him they're wonderful creations full of love and passion. They're cute and extremely flexible. He loves cats so much that he has a blog for it and his display picture shows his lovely kitten.
I told Paco about how I show my affection to cats, like hitting them from time to time and spitting on their privates and then rubbing them, to my surprise Paco wasn't impressed. According to him there are better ways to show your affection. The cats like getting played on but using my methods you don't get any satisfaction.
The key is the fur. Paco says that you don't need a lube if you're using the fur. The cat can be placed in different positions and then you can start rubbing your dick against there fur. The bells and the back legs are the most promising points. The soft fur gives you and amazing feeling. If you fucked a pillow before you will enjoy this sensation. The belly position is a bit difficult since cats don't enjoy getting up turned.
He told my that my method was incomplete in a way and so we both came up with a solid solution. It's basically a combo. You use my method to enforce control and get the cat horny and then you use Paco fur rubbing technique to get off to the cat. He says it works 100%. He calls it a furjob.
I am still amazed at this technique, I have been trying to get the cat to get inline but not everyone has a kitten that obeys your order. I guess Paco is just lucky.
For more questions please contact Paco.
Comments
I know, Darkhunter, it's like we can never get away from these sick fuck cat rapists.
Why would you fuck dogs?
Did someone post pics of him with his dick out near his cat then send it to his parents?
I take it you haven't met negrophobe?
I don't believe he is a zoophile.
I wouldn't but there are people that are into that sort of thing. :facepalm:
You know I kid when I write these guides.
Great, so I wasted my time emailing PETA.
I genuinely want to save the kitties, like this kitty:
You don't want to know the things Malice did to it.
Horrible horrible things. He admits he use to rape the fur between its legs. Malice also admits the cat was male. Malice is a gay zooaphile that is shorter than Napoleon.
He also admitted he put tuna on the tip of his penis & let the cat lick it. :facepalm:
Sick fuck. I hope your cat shreds your dick with it's claws.
What kind of reunion? I'm suspicious of what you did to that cat.
Bet you're saying that b/c PETA has been harassing your ass. They do read my emails.
A good troll never reveals its secrets!
Troll Trolling Trolls?
There is absolutely nothing that indicates I am a troll. :mad:
I'm actually a member of PETA.
Thats where i get all my victim cats
OMG, fucking sick. I am so disgusted right now.
If I wasn't sleep deprived I would be jerking off to you.
I fucking knew it. :mad:
I'm 12 :mad: so that makes you a CHILD MOLESTER. I'm not going to say pedo b/c that's the politically correct term.
So, am I.
I survived an attempted rape by Dfg & lived to tell about it.
No wonder; his dick is so small even Malice cant help but laugh at it.
Yeah, must be why he rapes camels with dildos.
Bitch, I will get you next time.
We'll see about that. I got a rape whistle.
Good God. :facepalm:
The cat tongue is a bit different. It's not soft and it will bruise your dick if you aren't careful.
Malice has a website! :facepalm:
Look he even has a little avatar:
OMG. :facepalm:
This also came up in the search: http://www.topix.com/forum/city/oneida-ny/TGHQTTT10U6G3M0ST :facepalm:
How the fuck do you know? :facepalm:
Common Sense?
Personal experience, I'm sure. Don't lie.
Dear God....
I know. :facepalm:
Of course I don't 'play' with cats, do you?
It makes me