What the fuck is this shit? — Totseans

What the fuck is this shit?

MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
edited August 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I've only been lurking here for about 45 minutes and I've gotta say that so far you all seem like a bunch of half retarded, racist, faggot pieces of shit. Just my opinion though...

But anyway, I'm Maxstats. The last forum I was at is getting old and so I've been looking around for another forum to start posting at that is worthy of having me here. You guys probably aren't fucking cool enough but I'll see what happens.

I was going to type out a longer introduction than that but I suck at introductions so fuck it. If you want to know anything about me just ask.

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Comments

  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited August 2011
    Fuck off faggot
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    When was your first gay experience?

    12 years ago in the back of a white Comcast van. Not only did he say he was friends with my dad but he also promised me free cable.
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    All kinds of shit.

    gaming
    fucked up movies
    child pornography
    Anime
    beating off on homeless mens beards while they're passed out drunk
    smoking pot
    golfing
    football
    checking bathroom stalls for glory holes

    You know, the usual things.
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    Fuck off faggot

    Suck a dick poke-fag.
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited August 2011
    Maxstats wrote: »
    I've only been lurking here for about 45 minutes and I've gotta say that so far you all seem like a bunch of half retarded, racist, faggot pieces of shit. Just my opinion though...

    Welcome to totse.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited August 2011
    Maxstats wrote:

    Suck a dick poke-fag.

    Only if it's your little brothers.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Fuck off. And yes i hate niggers, jews and other non whites. If you find racism offensive GTFO faggot.
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    Only if it's your little brothers.

    I don't have a little brother but if I did I'm sure you would have to pry my dick out of his mouth first.
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    Fuck off. And yes i hate niggers, jews and other non whites. If you find racism offensive GTFO faggot.

    Sorry, I find it hard to take a sheep fucking new Zealander serious.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited August 2011
    Maxstats wrote:

    I don't have a little brother but if I did I'm sure you would have to pry my dick out of his mouth first.

    You sir, have won this battle.
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    You sir, have won this battle.

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  • edited August 2011
    Welcome to Totse dude. I see you've already stumbled across our weird ways, but that's not half of what you'll find here. To be honest, I think you'll enjoy your time here. Even if you find us a bunch of strange people, something will drag you back here... It always does. I call it "The Totse Suck".

    Enjoy your stay.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    GO suck a whole bag of dicks.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Maxstats wrote: »
    Sorry, I find it hard to take a sheep fucking new Zealander serious.

    I find it hard to take a worthless faggot like yourself serious.
    GO suck a whole bag of dicks.

    Also this. I think zoklet is better suited for you OP. We aren't so accepting of your type:angry:
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Well, it seems you already made love to bunch of fags already in this thread. I guess one more fag doesn't hurt or does it? Welcome to Totse, eat, drink and GO FUCK YOURSELF!
  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited August 2011
    :eek: OP seems cool as shit. Welcome bro.















































































    JK. Go fuck yourself, shit tits. :hai:
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
  • edited August 2011
    I guess we were cool enough for you then, Maxstats? :D It's good to see that you're still online and have over 100 posts, meaning that you're actually a pretty cool guy.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited August 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    It's good to see that you're still online and have over 100 posts, meaning that you're actually a pretty cool guy.

    Right. I am sure Jimi Hendrix, Sean Connery and Winston Churchill are all pretty pissed that all you have to do to get in the cool club is get 100 posts on a forum.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    Right. I am sure Jimi Hendrix, Sean Connery and Winston Churchill are all pretty pissed that all you have to do to get in the cool club is get 100 posts on a forum.

    WTF is your problem lately dr cocker?
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    Yeah I'm still around. I like this site, hidden deep inside the cracks of all the fucked up shit on here there are some pretty informative topics to browse through. I mostly post over at another forum where I have a little under 14,000 posts but still do a lot of lurking here.
  • edited August 2011
    Maxstats wrote: »
    Yeah I'm still around. I like this site, hidden deep inside the cracks of all the fucked up shit on here there are some pretty informative topics to browse through. I mostly post over at another forum where I have a little under 14,000 posts but still do a lot of lurking here.

    You'll find a lot of interesting stuff here if you look for long enough :) Underneath the regular discussion threads are some really great threads, which is cool. It's a shame we don't have more of them though :( We need to roll out some fresh content soon.

    What's the other forum you post on?
  • MaxstatsMaxstats Regular
    edited August 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    You'll find a lot of interesting stuff here if you look for long enough :) Underneath the regular discussion threads are some really great threads, which is cool. It's a shame we don't have more of them though :( We need to roll out some fresh content soon.

    What's the other forum you post on?

    thesocialrev.com
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited August 2011
    WTF is your problem lately dr cocker?
    LOL, your idea of adapting is for me to revert to 13 year old humor?

    Talk about dusted...


    LOL. That is all.
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