Fucking LOL, all you need to do is enter someone's details into the box and they will send you a free cane. Anyone got a friend they fancy cheering up on a rainy day? Send them a cane.
Do they still have the service where you can request a matching pair of missionaries for a "friend in need"? There's also a hardware store near me giving away free bibles.
I might just buy a lighter and some kerosene and take a bible for the look on their face.
I think that this harassing people thing has a lot of potential. We should put together a list of Free things that we can send to people and just bomb houses with shit.
I think that this harassing people thing has a lot of potential. We should put together a list of Free things that we can send to people and just bomb houses with shit.
Very easily done. I can take a list from Partyvan which has a shit load of free things in a list. I know it's not made by Totse but it gets the job done.
I got my cane. It's a white tapered fiberglass stick with a lanyard cord and a metal tip. Pretty basic..I was expecting an actual cane, ala candy cane shape.
The book of Mormon came as well, but they delivered it in person. I thought they would be dissuaded when they saw me walk out of my house half-crossdressed with Dethklok blaring. But no, they called me last night wondering if I was coming to the Sunday mass. I told them I would come if I was still awake at 8am.
Hahahaha, I love how you guys actually ordered these canes. What's even better is the fact that they actually arrived! Awesome. Someone post some pictures, I want to see what they look like.
I picked a size that seemed close to the middle, but this thing is almost as tall as me, if you plan on getting one go for one of the smallest ones, or the largest one for shits and giggles.
The sticker says its made of fiberglass and is signed as a gift from a "D.L. Ebert".
It also has a weird metal thing on the bottom I didn't know blind canes had.
I'm so glad that many people are getting their canes - what's everyone going to do with them? I want to see some pictures/videos of them in use. Maybe you could pretend to be blind, or something.
I'm so glad that many people are getting their canes - what's everyone going to do with them? I want to see some pictures/videos of them in use. Maybe you could pretend to be blind, or something.
I am going to use my to beat my kid an my dog as well as to trip blind people with.
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That's fucking golden.
Oh, and while you're at it, get yourself one of these:
http://mormon.org/free-book-of-mormon/
Also, totally getting a cane.
I don't give a fuck.
Thanks fag
EDIT: Added details there. This is awesome.
I might just buy a lighter and some kerosene and take a bible for the look on their face.
if you're in fucking Guam you can get one but not if yer in Canada? That's fucked up man.
Not really. In the US, we don't really give a shit about our citizens unlike Canada. That's the reason we need these kinds of programs.
Very easily done. I can take a list from Partyvan which has a shit load of free things in a list. I know it's not made by Totse but it gets the job done.
The book of Mormon came as well, but they delivered it in person. I thought they would be dissuaded when they saw me walk out of my house half-crossdressed with Dethklok blaring. But no, they called me last night wondering if I was coming to the Sunday mass. I told them I would come if I was still awake at 8am.
I picked a size that seemed close to the middle, but this thing is almost as tall as me, if you plan on getting one go for one of the smallest ones, or the largest one for shits and giggles.
The sticker says its made of fiberglass and is signed as a gift from a "D.L. Ebert".
It also has a weird metal thing on the bottom I didn't know blind canes had.
thank you trick
I am going to use my to beat my kid an my dog as well as to trip blind people with.
will help me with every day task.