Close to me. Underpants (given gnomes don't steal them :mad:), wife beater, jeans (never wear shorts), shirt, socks and maybe some shoes. I wish I could run like the wolf and not be laughed at for having a small penis :-\
I generally put on my shirt first, walk around for about a half an hour without any pants on and then slip on my slacks or jeans once my testicles have shrunk up next to my body... Gotta let the boys chill out awhile, it's good for the sperm count.
Boxers first, and on sundays or some other day I don't do shit then stay like that all day long unless I'm going out or someone unexpectedly knocks at my door.
Boxers, pants, shirt, socks, usually in that order.
Jeans before top because I have more tops than jeans so more choice on what will look alright with said pair of jeans. Also if skinny jeans socks first, if not then could be anyway.
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Bahahaha awesome
Yeah I just put on the undies before the clothes (normally) then whichever I pick first. It's always easier after I do my laundry :cool:
Boxers, pants, shirt, socks, usually in that order.
Guess I'll reply seriously then.
Pants, shirt, socks, shoes, jacket.
Are you some kind of cross dressing manwoman redneck pimp-daddy from the 1930's?
Bullshit you are bald, wear glasses and use a white scientist lab coat.
Rocky Horror Redneck Picture Show?
*A wild erection appears.*
Without my contacts I can't see for shit.
oh waii.... I'm not there any more.