I want to watch porn!

MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
edited October 2011 in Spurious Generalities
As some of you may know I've recently relocated myself to California. Myself and two friends are staying at one of the friends grandparents house for the time being until we get our own place out here. Well this house is FULL of people. Two sons, a daughter, a daughters girlfriend, three hicks from SC (us) and the two grandparents, so there isn't much room for privacy at all, especially since we're sleeping in the living room. Now, I can get that sneaky jerk off in the shower every now and then but god dammit I want to watch some porn! So. Bad.

Masturbating to thoughts is alright in a pinch but fuck man it gets old.


  • J15J15 Semo-Regulars
    edited October 2011
    If you have smart phone, lock yourself in the bathroom and say you have an upset stomach, problem solved.
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