So this morning I woke up at about 4am and vommed into my toilet... well, kinda. I managed to get the first lot on target, and I stood up after I thought I was finished - apparently I hadn't quite done, and suddenly a second wave hit me while I was standing up which exploded out of my mouth and sprayed all over the toilet bowl. Somehow, I managed to get a bunch of it all over the floor :facepalm: I think they should make vomit-friendly toilets which are huge and catch every chunk.
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*whistles with tongue in cheek*
It was either getting off the bog to be sick into it, shoving my face into something I have just been shitting into, and having my watery shit run down my crack and onto the floor since I had to be sick NOW.
Or I could spew into the sink next to me.
I took the sink option and exploded into there.
Sadly unlike my crap my vomit was still chunky and I had to scoop it out of the sink, causeing me to gag and be sick again, all over my hands.
Lol, reminds me of the time in South Park when kenny puts abortion pills into his Dad's drink.
I puked up blood last night. Housemates didn't particularly help as we were going out and I was in Hospital, so they said things like "oh it's ok, Hermit" and "antisocial". Dickwads.
Also a good tip for puking - when you do. HOLD YOUR NOSE. HARD. I got rice stuck in mine, so it stops the ghastly acidic liquid from burning your nasal passages.
The cold ceramic kiss on your face.
Stick with it till 1:55
Funny vomiting story:
I had a mate come camping with us for the first time. Somehow he managed to have 10 beers in a 4 hour timespace, and it was his first time drinking. He crawled around, vomited, crawled through it, vomited, crawled through that, vomited and then just lay there. It was a bit of a laugh for the rest of us at first. The funniest part was, the birds started surrounding him and eating his vomit! (which was primarily made up of peanuts.) He ended up vomiting for like, another 4 hours. He got down to his stomach bile yellow shit.
Was at a gig last night and some drunk chick vomited all over the bar and herself, and it was only 6 at night.
Even more funny was her mates giving her more to drink to get the taste out her mouth.
Thankfully they made her mates mop it up. Stupid freshers cunts cant hold their booze.
I love camping ^_^
My mate vomited in his swag once and slept/passed out in north queensland heat until about 1pm ... Lol he couldn't get the sink off him for a day or two ... Pretty fucking funny if you ask me
At this point, I was going to be pretty fucked and end up with a £35 fine for puking in a taxi.
Until I decided just to swallow the sick I had in my mouth. So I did and puked some more but managed to keep it in. I had to swallow that too. Spewed again. Managed to get home, leaned over the gate and spewed my ring for around 15 minutes.
Swallowing sick is pretty nasty.